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July 28, 2008, 01:19:35 PM
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A block down the street there's a guy that's, like, a scooter mechanic, and I think a president of a scooter club or something.

Not like Vespa scooters, but like frame-engine-wheels scooters.  They have rallies Sunday evenings.  It's, dare I say, badass.

Is the same dude that has the Dalorean?  If not, you live in an amazing 'hood.

Different dude.  They're really kind of like a scooter gang.  He'll like be working on a scooter on his back steps all serious and sh*t, like wiping the sweat off his brow to contemplate his next scooter mod serious.  His buddies will hang around "talkin' shop".

July 28, 2008, 01:20:44 PM
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i saw a dude coming down the hill on ward parkway into the plaza last winter on a scooter.  in the middle of an ice/snow storm.  there was 2 inches of snow and slush on the ground and visability was prob 100 ft.  i lol'd at that poor sucker.


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July 28, 2008, 01:21:08 PM
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A block down the street there's a guy that's, like, a scooter mechanic, and I think a president of a scooter club or something.

Not like Vespa scooters, but like frame-engine-wheels scooters.  They have rallies Sunday evenings.  It's, dare I say, badass.

Is the same dude that has the Dalorean?  If not, you live in an amazing 'hood.

Different dude.  They're really kind of like a scooter gang.  He'll like be working on a scooter on his back steps all serious and sh*t, like wiping the sweat off his brow to contemplate his next scooter mod serious.  His buddies will hang around "talkin' shop".

sounds like a never ending king of the hill episode


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July 28, 2008, 01:28:19 PM
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July 28, 2008, 01:33:08 PM
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Different dude.  They're really kind of like a scooter gang.  He'll like be working on a scooter on his back steps all serious and sh*t, like wiping the sweat off his brow to contemplate his next scooter mod serious.  His buddies will hang around "talkin' shop".

How many scoot's we talkin' about here?  Like 10-20? 
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July 28, 2008, 02:02:19 PM
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Under $1000 for a scoot?  Done and Done.  Back from peacie corps and I'm ON (like Donkey Kong).
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July 28, 2008, 04:10:03 PM
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Different dude.  They're really kind of like a scooter gang.  He'll like be working on a scooter on his back steps all serious and sh*t, like wiping the sweat off his brow to contemplate his next scooter mod serious.  His buddies will hang around "talkin' shop".

How many scoot's we talkin' about here?  Like 10-20? 

maybe 10, tops.  And not all at once.  They just kind of gather at this dude's house.

I did see a vesp rally go down the street about 2 blocks from my place.  There were at least 30 and it made a horrifyingly loud buzz.

July 28, 2008, 04:21:00 PM
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Never ride your scoot in the snow/ice.  I was driving my school bus in Manhattan and this dude was on his scoot in a snow/ice storm.  We were going down Anderson, where it's downhill and curvy, right before you get to westloop and he slid it on its side and started sliding down the road.  So I put on the brakes and start sliding towards him, I get stopped a few yards from him and a car that had to put on its brakes behind me went over the curb right behind me.

Anyway, moral of the story:  Never ride your scoot in the snow/ice.

July 28, 2008, 04:22:58 PM
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Never ride your scoot in the snow/ice.  I was driving my school bus in Manhattan and this dude was on his scoot in a snow/ice storm.  We were going down Anderson, where it's downhill and curvy, right before you get to westloop and he slid it on its side and started sliding down the road.  So I put on the brakes and start sliding towards him, I get stopped a few yards from him and a car that had to put on its brakes behind me went over the curb right behind me.

Anyway, moral of the story:  Never ride your scoot in the snow/ice.


but did he have snow scoot' tires!?

July 28, 2008, 10:57:14 PM
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I WANT IN, MOTHER&@#%ERS.  I have a 2005 Yamaha Vino and I am looking for some riding buddies.  Are you guys in Manhattan?

I also want to take them over to that carwash near the Lou and get there before the real car d-bags do, then set up shop in the parking lot and wax them.


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July 28, 2008, 11:03:12 PM
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I WANT IN, MOTHERfrackERS.  I have a 2005 Yamaha Vino and I am looking for some riding buddies.  Are you guys in Manhattan?

I also want to take them over to that carwash near the Lou and get there before the real car d-bags do, then set up shop in the parking lot and wax them.


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July 28, 2008, 11:19:17 PM
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Count me in.  I got a Viva 150cc.  I'm in KC tho.  I am looking for a gang to ride up to Mickey's Irish Pub with me on a Monday night and park in the VIP spaces.  So tired of D bag's revving their engines for 30 seconds then getting out of the car.  Would like 3 or 4 people...preferably with fabulous outfits....and matching helmets....would be a great time.  :cheers:

July 28, 2008, 11:20:04 PM
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I WANT IN, MOTHERfrackERS.  I have a 2005 Yamaha Vino and I am looking for some riding buddies.  Are you guys in Manhattan?

I also want to take them over to that carwash near the Lou and get there before the real car d-bags do, then set up shop in the parking lot and wax them.

Damn, I am in KC.

How do you like the Vino?  Do you have a 125?  Fast?

July 28, 2008, 11:32:36 PM
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I just bought this

Does that count?

July 28, 2008, 11:43:52 PM
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I just bought this

Does that count?


no, scooters bro.

July 28, 2008, 11:46:12 PM
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Damn, I was hoping to be one of the cool kids.  :'(

July 29, 2008, 12:17:30 AM
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I would like to get one but the season of usibility is short in Omaha.  I had a group of friends in college (rich families) who just up and bought about 5 of them one day.  They had a pretty kick ass scooter gang going for a while.  Hilarious when they all pulled up to the bar in a row and parked them dismounting in unison.  I was uber-envious being poor and unable to afford to scoot.

There are lots of scooters in omaha.  What are you talking about?



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July 29, 2008, 09:09:13 AM
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Damn, I was hoping to be one of the cool kids.  :'(
by buying one of those? obviously.  just keep an eye out for viper, k iceman?


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July 29, 2008, 11:32:52 AM
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Damn, I was hoping to be one of the cool kids.  :'(
by buying one of those? obviously.  just keep an eye out for viper, k iceman?

Not the one that I would have picked, but I got it at a salvage auction so it was uber cheap. I worked at a bodyshop for 2 years so it'll be fixed in no time.  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:

Screw you scooter fags.  :hahano:

July 29, 2008, 11:46:53 AM
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Damn, I was hoping to be one of the cool kids.  :'(
by buying one of those? obviously.  just keep an eye out for viper, k iceman?

Not the one that I would have picked, but I got it at a salvage auction so it was uber cheap. I worked at a bodyshop for 2 years so it'll be fixed in no time.  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:

Screw you scooter fags.  :hahano:

why all the hate?

July 29, 2008, 11:51:00 AM
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Scooter:  Awesome, hip, cost effective, friendly, smell nice
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July 29, 2008, 01:47:09 PM
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Damn, I was hoping to be one of the cool kids.  :'(
by buying one of those? obviously.  just keep an eye out for viper, k iceman?

Not the one that I would have picked, but I got it at a salvage auction so it was uber cheap. I worked at a bodyshop for 2 years so it'll be fixed in no time.  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:

Screw you scooter fags.  :hahano:

why all the hate?

No real reason, guess I should hate the game not the playa.

Scooter:  Awesome, hip, cost effective, friendly, smell nice
Motorcycles:  Stupid, smelly, mean, nascar

i dunt lik nastcar.  :curse:

July 29, 2008, 02:45:39 PM
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My lesbian neighbors have a pink scoot.  They don't seem to ride it much though.  It mostly just sits forlornly in their garage.

July 29, 2008, 02:55:42 PM
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My lesbian neighbors have a pink scoot.  They don't seem to ride it much though.  It mostly just sits forlornly in their garage.

Are they butch lesbians? Maybe pink is too feminine for them.

July 29, 2008, 05:06:55 PM
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My lesbian neighbors have a pink scoot.  They don't seem to ride it much though.  It mostly just sits forlornly in their garage.

Is this a thinly veiled metaphor for their clitoris's?

Either way, scooters are IT.  And, by IT I mean totally sweet, or "the tits."

July 29, 2008, 05:31:03 PM
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My lesbian neighbors have a pink scoot.  They don't seem to ride it much though.  It mostly just sits forlornly in their garage.

Is this a thinly veiled metaphor for their clitoris's?

Either way, scooters are IT.  And, by IT I mean totally sweet, or "the tits."

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July 29, 2008, 06:44:48 PM
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Yeah, sorry us scooter riders have to reduce the demand for gasoline, thereby increasing demand and lowering gas prices.


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July 29, 2008, 06:57:36 PM
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frankly, i do it for the chicks.

July 29, 2008, 07:07:28 PM
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frankly, i do it for the chicks.

They are pussy magnets.  No questioning that.

July 29, 2008, 07:41:15 PM
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I almost bought one today just because of this thread.  Peer pressure is a bitch.  It is yellow with dark purple flames.  It screams "Yeah, I'm yellow, but I'm not gay!"