Rich guy idea

[steve dave]

OK bros, I came up with an idea for an invention to make some money.  You know how we've been talking about dogs a lot lately?  I mean Hot Dogs, Dog Names, KK's Whorish Dog, etc.?  Well, got me thinking, you know how dogs like to visit other dogs and play with them and whatnot?  Sometimes they like to visit your brother or sister's house to play?  Sucks to get in the f'ing car and drive them there right?  Here's the invention:

A Teleporter For Dogs.

The dog walks in one side and immediatley comes out the other at your Bro's house!  No need to drive it's stupid ass all the way there.  The dog plays or whatev. and when it's done, you guessed it, it can come right back in through the dog teleporter!  I think this can make some money because people are freakin' retarded for their pets.  They, like, buy clothes and hot dog suits and crap for them.  I think I could make, like, a million dollars.  Thoughts?

[Saulbadguy]

What if the cat and the dog went through a the same time?

[steve dave]

What if the cat and the dog went through a the same time?

THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN!   

[AzCat]

What if the cat and the dog went through a the same time?

And if cats always land on their feet and a piece of buttered toast always lands buttered side down what happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it?  Does it hover just above the ground and rotate?

[steve dave]

What if the cat and the dog went through a the same time?

And if cats always land on their feet and a piece of buttered toast always lands buttered side down what happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it?  Does it hover just above the ground and rotate?

You don't fall out of the pet teleporter.  You walk out like taking another step.  Anyway, how would the dog get back through if it was suspended from the ground?  He couldn't.  Dogs hate jumping, HATE IT.  They'd rather just lay down and die than jump into the teleporter.

[pwrcat1]

what's stopping people from using it?

[steve dave]

what's stopping people from using it?

It's a DOG teleporter.  We don't have the technology to do a people one.  Too expensive to gather that much space metal.

[catdude33]

What if you put a dogsuit on your baby?  Would be great to send to babysitter without having to strap them into the carseat and all that.

[pwrcat1]

what's stopping people from using it?

It's a DOG teleporter.  We don't have the technology to do a people one.  Too expensive to gather that much space metal.

even little people?

[steve dave]

What if you put a dogsuit on your baby?  Would be great to send to babysitter without having to strap them into the carseat and all that.

Good point.  If you can find a dogsuit that is realistic enough to fool the machine into thinking it's an actual dog it's eating and craping out the other end it may work.  I will look at the blueprints I have drawn up on my chuckie cheese placemat and try to make some modifications to allow this to happen.  Of course, if the machine gets wise with the baby halfway through you better hope you are the first lady in front of King Solomon type because that's what you're gonna have.

[steve dave]

What if the cat and the dog went through a the same time?

THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN!   

I mean, can you imagine the non-stop fights these two misfits would have 

[catdude33]

[AzCat]

What if the cat and the dog went through a the same time?

And if cats always land on their feet and a piece of buttered toast always lands buttered side down what happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it?  Does it hover just above the ground and rotate?

You don't fall out of the pet teleporter.  You walk out like taking another step.  Anyway, how would the dog get back through if it was suspended from the ground?  He couldn't.  Dogs hate jumping, HATE IT.  They'd rather just lay down and die than jump into the teleporter.

I was suggesting a clean renewable energy source for your dog teleporter.  There's no reason the spinning cat / buttered toast combo can't turn a generator.  And the irony of an eternally falling cat powering a dog teleporter is just too rich to forego. 

[steve dave]

the irony of an eternally falling cat powering a dog teleporter is just too rich to forego. 

What are you going to hook up to the turbine..it's tail!?  That cat would claw the s#!t out of you if you even tried!

[AzCat]

the irony of an eternally falling cat powering a dog teleporter is just too rich to forego. 

What are you going to hook up to the turbine..it's tail!?  That cat would claw the s#!t out of you if you even tried!

Just poke the turbine in the cat's ass with a bit of super glue lube and you're good to go.   

[steve dave]

the irony of an eternally falling cat powering a dog teleporter is just too rich to forego. 

What are you going to hook up to the turbine..it's tail!?  That cat would claw the s#!t out of you if you even tried!

Just poke the turbine in the cat's ass with a bit of super glue lube and you're good to go.   

Won't be needed anyway because I cam up with another idea that will provide electricity for the device by harnassing the power of VOLCANOS! 

[AzCat]

the irony of an eternally falling cat powering a dog teleporter is just too rich to forego. 

What are you going to hook up to the turbine..it's tail!?  That cat would claw the s#!t out of you if you even tried!

Just poke the turbine in the cat's ass with a bit of super glue lube and you're good to go.   

Won't be needed anyway because I cam up with another idea that will provide electricity for the device by harnassing the power of VOLCANOS! 

If you continue to feed the cat after you super glue the generator shaft in his ass you can occasionally remove him and point him in the general direction of your volcanic energy generator ....