My brother has two male dogs. The first one is named Bill Snyder Family Dog (no joke), and the other is named Frank Hernandez dog, after the guy who caught the winning touchdown against North Texas State in '89 to break our three year non-winning streak. So you can't have those, and those are the ONLY human names that are acceptable to give to dogs. So I suggest, if it's a bulldog or other ugly dog, Boogers McGee.