Movie Script

[ERA7777]

Some guys and I will be throwing around some ideas this weekend so we can begin writing a script.  Any of you guys have any good ideas?  Maybe something you've always wanted to see in a movie that hasn't yet made it?  Any ideas are welcome.  TIA.

[steve dave]

Ever wonder how the script for Howard the Duck was pitched?  Bet it was hilarious.

[Saulbadguy]

Elisabeth Shue in a lesbian scene with Lea Thompson.

[I_have_purplewood]

Some guys and I will be throwing around some ideas this weekend so we can begin writing a script.  Any of you guys have any good ideas?  Maybe something you've always wanted to see in a movie that hasn't yet made it?  Any ideas are welcome.  TIA.

Young Guns III - twenty years later? 

[ERA7777]

Sorry, I meant to say any GOOD ideas are welcome.

[steve dave]

Sorry, I meant to say any GOOD ideas are welcome.

Movie about a motorcycle that is evil titled Murdercycle....BAM!  Just made you a million dollars and it doesn't even really need a script.

EDIT:  also plenty more where that came from but it'll cost ya.  The first one is just a taste.

[Saulbadguy]

Sorry, I meant to say any GOOD ideas are welcome.

Come on, my idea is good.

[Rick Daris]

Sorry, I meant to say any GOOD ideas are welcome.

Come on, my idea is good.

Movie about a motorcycle that is evil titled Murdercycle

Combine it with this and the movie practically writes itself

[dr00d]

Elisabeth Shue in a lesbian scene with Lea Thompson.

10 years ago then yessssssssssssss!

[Saulbadguy]

Elisabeth Shue in a lesbian scene with Lea Thompson.

10 years ago then yessssssssssssss!

I was thinking 1995 Elisabeth Shue with 1989 Lea Thompson.

[dr00d]

Hey guys, I'm writing a novel, but I have no idea what to write about, so can you guys give me a story and I'll embellish it, whilst giving you zero credit?

that would be greaatttttt.

[steve dave]

Hai guys, I was talking to some bros the other night and was wondering what would need to be done to start your own university....or open a taco place...or pizza place...any of the three.

[Rick Daris]

Hai guys, I was talking to some bros the other night and was wondering what would need to be done to start your own university....or open a taco place...or pizza place...any of the three.

 

[dr00d]

Hey, I got one.

I think you should make a three hour movie and spend the first hour with a huge black guy chasing a mouse in the hallway into a tiny ass closet.  Because every time I think about that movie, I think about that hour of wasted time and have still never finished watched this popular movie to which I am talking about.

[dr00d]

Hai guys, I was talking to some bros the other night and was wondering what would need to be done to start your own university....or open a taco place...or pizza place...any of the three.

I think you need two guys and a girl for the pizza place...or not.  They didn't turn out so well, did they?

[I_have_purplewood]

How about a Documentary film Biography on someone like Weird Robert?  You could find the one "super fan" at each college, i.e. Owl at K.U, follow them around for about a year and see where it takes you.  Damn interesting I'd say. That, or you could have old payphone's that have been discarded to the scrap heap come to life and try and seek revenge on the Jap's for inventing the cell phone.

[yosh]

I've got hundreds...you can't have any of them.

Have you ever written a screenplay as a group?  It sucks nuts.  If you have any talent and knowledge of the craft, do it yourself.  If you don't, hire somebody else to do it, and focus on finding a way to get the script produced/sold.  Having a novel premise and/or being able to make your drunk buddies laugh doesn't qualify you to write a screenplay.

[Saulbadguy]

How about a Documentary film Biography on someone like Weird Robert?  You could find the one "super fan" at each college, i.e. Owl at K.U, follow them around for about a year and see where it takes you.  Damn interesting I'd say. That, or you could have old payphone's that have been discarded to the scrap heap come to life and try and seek revenge on the Jap's for inventing the cell phone.

"Owl" at ku isn't really a superfan fwiw.  Never saw him before 07.

[Brock Landers]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

[steve dave]

How about a Documentary film Biography on someone like Weird Robert?  You could find the one "super fan" at each college, i.e. Owl at K.U, follow them around for about a year and see where it takes you.  Damn interesting I'd say. That, or you could have old payphone's that have been discarded to the scrap heap come to life and try and seek revenge on the Jap's for inventing the cell phone.

"Owl" at ku isn't really a superfan fwiw.  Never saw him before 07.

Yes, being an old weird perv isn't everything there is to being a superfan.

[steve dave]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

Good premise.  In other Dr. news, I was talking to a friend about the Dr. Radical conversation we had and thought we could make a t-shirt that looks like scrubs with a stethescope around the neck painted on and the nametag says Dr. Radical.  I think they would be a big seller.

[pissclams]

do a movie about the message board

[Saulbadguy]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

Egads! Another Mitch Hedberg joke!

[ERA7777]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

I like this idea.  His assistant can be Elizabeth Sheu (as a lesbian)

[Butt Fugly]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

That wasn't taken straight from Scrubs at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pDQIH2PDg&NR=1  In German for fun.

[ChiefCatchacold]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

That wasn't taken straight from Scrubs at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pDQIH2PDg&NR=1  In German for fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVEehm2JOSQ

[Butt Fugly]

There should be a movie about a vampire doctor.

His professional name is Dr. Acula but nobody can ever figure out that he's actually a vampire.

That wasn't taken straight from Scrubs at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pDQIH2PDg&NR=1  In German for fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVEehm2JOSQ

touche

[k-state-wildcats11]

Sorry, I meant to say any GOOD ideas are welcome.

Movie about a motorcycle that is evil titled Murdercycle....BAM!  Just made you a million dollars and it doesn't even really need a script.

EDIT:  also plenty more where that came from but it'll cost ya.  The first one is just a taste.

it.  I think they should have a movie w/ a chase scene with segways.

[michigancat]

HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE SCENARIO:

Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula

I think there a lot of directions you can take here.  For example, you could make Dracula an M.D.  I don't know.  Have fun with the idea, bros.

[PCR]

How about Crazedozer, a story about a bulldozer that is hit by a meteorite and becomes possessed by aliens.  It goes about taunting construction workers on a remote desert island and claims to be God.  Finally they electrocute it and the aliens finally admit that they are not actually God.