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July 06, 2008, 03:28:28 PM
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these two play tennis the right way, unlike cowards (Serve and volleyers)  :yuck:

It was much more fun than watching a Phillapoopus or a Safin.
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July 06, 2008, 03:32:13 PM
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i can't imagine how good nadal must feel now. winning the biggest tournament in a 5 hr match. go enjoy a chipotle and diet coke raf.
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July 06, 2008, 03:33:18 PM
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omg mcenroe post-match interviews are sooooooo awkward.

"Ok, Roger just give me a hug now."

"Oh, Rafa let me get that for you." (wipes away some lint from Rafa's neck)

Rafa: "Yes, uh thank you John." :lol:
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July 06, 2008, 03:36:57 PM
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i can't imagine how good nadal must feel now. winning the biggest tournament in a 5 hr match. go enjoy a chipotle and diet coke raf.

I agree. It can't get much better.
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July 06, 2008, 03:38:06 PM
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i can't imagine how good nadal must feel now. winning the biggest tournament in a 5 hr match. go enjoy a chipotle and diet coke raf.

I agree. It can't get much better.

It can. Enjoyed @ terminal C, Denver international aiport in the midst of DoD.

 :love:  :excited:
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July 06, 2008, 03:59:39 PM
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That was actually very fun to watch
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July 06, 2008, 04:00:19 PM
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i can't imagine how good nadal must feel now. winning the biggest tournament in a 5 hr match. go enjoy a chipotle and diet coke raf.

I agree. It can't get much better.

It can. Enjoyed @ terminal C, Denver international aiport in the midst of DoD.

 :love:  :excited:

A true embarrassment of riches.

Let me guess: 99 Holiday Bowl??
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July 06, 2008, 04:35:54 PM
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July 06, 2008, 04:52:02 PM
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i can't imagine how good nadal must feel now. winning the biggest tournament in a 5 hr match. go enjoy a chipotle and diet coke raf.

I agree. It can't get much better.

It can. Enjoyed @ terminal C, Denver international aiport in the midst of DoD.

 :love:  :excited:

A true embarrassment of riches.

Let me guess: 99 Holiday Bowl??

Only a dream as of now...  :-[
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

July 06, 2008, 05:35:35 PM
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tennis is boring and gay.

You obviously didn't watch the match did you??
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July 06, 2008, 08:47:55 PM
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omg mcenroe post-match interviews are sooooooo awkward.

"Oh, Rafa let me get that for you." (wipes away some lint from Rafa's neck)

Rafa: "Yes, uh thank you John." :lol:

No kidding. And after his first & second attempt to grab the lint, it got pretty sexual I do believe.

And LOL at John:

"I cut the interview short because I saw tears & raw emotion in Raf's eyes, I had to let him go."

July 07, 2008, 05:28:20 AM
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It's impossible to interview a guy when he's essentially just been stunned and hot have a bit of awkwardness. I don't think anyone cold have done a better job than mcenroe.

But tennis press conferences are by far most awkward things. Watch them sometimes, the people who cover tennis ask the most strange/quirky questions .
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July 07, 2008, 09:39:10 AM
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Federer losing absolutely blows.

As anyone in inner tennis circles knows. Federer is the better athlete and human being. If Federer doesn't keep bringing in championships, countless Roma will go hungry. Bank on it.

Nadal probably spends his money on booze.

July 07, 2008, 09:42:17 AM
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Federer losing absolutely blows.

As anyone in inner tennis circles knows. Federer is the better athlete and human being. If Federer doesn't keep bringing in championships, countless Roma will go hungry. Bank on it.

Nadal probably spends his money on booze.
ksufanscopycat my friends.

July 07, 2008, 09:43:00 AM
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And people said tennis was dieing. Just look at our very own ksufans for example, we have forty four posts in this tennis thread.

And it's not about hotties of wimbledon or anything like that, but actually the game of tennis. :woot: :)

July 08, 2008, 03:16:15 PM
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these two play tennis the right way, unlike cowards (Serve and volleyers)  :yuck:

whoa whoa whoa... you call these men  cowards?





cowards are those people who don't have the balls to charge the net.


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July 09, 2008, 04:01:30 PM
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serve and volleying is a cowards game. it's not tennis.

And is there a better feeling than a passing shot? :love: or a ridic sexy lob?
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July 09, 2008, 04:48:17 PM
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yes. a well read attempted passing shot for a drop volley or angled volley. or when someone messes up on their beautiful lob because you engineered a great approach shot and you put the overhead away. obviously you have been dominated several times by the serve & volley game, this is why you blame it on cowardism. serve and volleying is one of the best statements a player can make while playing tennis. it shows power, finess, control, speed, and an ability to control you opponent. it also is one of the hardest things, imo, to do, and to do well, in tennis.


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July 09, 2008, 04:52:43 PM
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if you're tall and strong, you charge the net. eventually, it become obvious you have no baseline skill, as there is not much skill involved with a net game. You just f-ing punch your racquet out there. The issue w/timing (the single biggest reason that makes you a great tennis player) isn't really required when you are @ the net.
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July 09, 2008, 05:07:03 PM
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if you're tall and strong, you charge the net. eventually, it become obvious you have no baseline skill, as there is not much skill involved with a net game. You just f-ing punch your racquet out there. The issue w/timing (the single biggest reason that makes you a great tennis player) isn't really required when you are @ the net.

Pete Sampras: 6'1" 170 lbs

Roger Federer: 6'1" 194 lbs

you don't have be a big dumb oaf like safin to dominate the up and back game. you also can be a big guy and dominate at the line.

if you are telling me that timing has nothing to do with coming up at the net then i have no idea what you are talking about. you're reaction time is cut in half, if not more. combine that with the fact that you are charging the net, reading your opponents racket, split stepping, and generally putting the ball away, and the backcourt game is no comparison. playing at the net requires way more touch and finess.

on top of that playing beyond the baseline is largely considered a defensive position in the fact that most points are going to be coming from unforced errors rather than winners. winners come from the baseline on short balls (just beyond the service line), or volleys that fall well short of their mark, allowing for a passing shot (even then thats a defensive winner).


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July 09, 2008, 05:17:14 PM
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July 09, 2008, 05:17:27 PM
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if you are telling me that timing has nothing to do with coming up at the net then i have no idea what you are talking about. you're reaction time is cut in half, if not more. combine that with the fact that you are charging the net, reading your opponents racket, split stepping, and generally putting the ball away, and the backcourt game is no comparison. playing at the net requires way more touch and finess.

There is no swing with a volley game. You're not generating anything. If you are @ the baseline and you hit the ball any bit behind you, you've mis-hit it. If you hit the ball w/perfect timing (your feet in the right position as well) it's going wherever you've directed it. 

Good lord dude. I can't believe you think more skill is involved w/a net game. Why do you think the crappy players just rush the net? BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO HIT.

And Samprass was a bad-ass all-around, btw. Of course, fed or nadal would kick his ass in 2008.

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July 09, 2008, 05:41:15 PM
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you do know that it takes essentially the same type of racket position to put the ball cross court or down the line with a volley or a ground stroke. if you are behind on a volley you will miss-hit just as you would on a ground stroke, except for the fact that you have a much shorter time to react to the ball.

 
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If you hit the ball w/perfect timing (your feet in the right position as well) it's going wherever you've directed it.


even less room for error when it comes to volleys.

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Good lord dude. I can't believe you think more skill is involved w/a net game. Why do you think the crappy players just rush the net? BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO HIT.

case in point is andy roddick. if he was able to put his serve together with a great net game, something that he has been struggling with his entire career, and has never been able to do it, he would be competeing with federer, or at least challenging him more.

crappy players rush the net and can't finish what they started. players like sampras, becker, and laver all had great net games and dominated with it.

as far as federer goes, he has that touch, he just plays a much more balanced game because he doesn't quite have the forehand or the blasting serve that those other players had.

and for nadal, he is an an athletic freak who is fast enough to get any ball on the court, along with get himself into position to hit great shots.

i think sampras, in his prime, would beat both nadal and federer. especially against a game like petes that highlighted his strenghts and took away opponents defenses. in fact i think sampras has played federer since he has retired and beaten him. even though it was during some charity outing or something.


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July 09, 2008, 06:05:30 PM
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I've seen it all now.  Tennis smack !

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July 09, 2008, 06:07:54 PM
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except for the fact that you have a much shorter time to react to the ball.

You pretty much have no time to react to the ball. That's why there is little skill involved. You stick your raquet up and use your opponents power to drive the ball a few f-ing feet. Yes, there IS skill involved, but ask a person who has never played tennis to stand 5 feet from the net and hit your shots vs hitting a true stroke at the baseline. They would have no clue how to swing at the ball.

The true skill w/ s&v game is your approach shot. If your approach shot sucks, you're done. If you come in at the wrong time, you're done. Your approach shot is a baseline shot. It all starts with your stroke which takes years to craft.

My point about s&v'ing being a cowardly way has more to do with the juniors game (which you never played, I know cheap shot..but true). If you were tall and strong, you could pretty much own jr's by s&v'ing. It didn't matter that their ground strokes were laughable, and that was frustrating.
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July 09, 2008, 07:43:27 PM
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Oh c'mon it's like the second gayest 'sport' (right after cycling), you should feel right at home in this thread.

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July 09, 2008, 08:30:23 PM
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I got second place in the County Summer Tennis Lesson Tourney At The End Of Tennis Lessons Season in about 5th grade.  All I remember is that it was tiring and a lot harder than it looked.  I know I am way to out of shape to really play tennis today.


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July 09, 2008, 11:17:28 PM
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My point about s&v'ing being a cowardly way has more to do with the juniors game (which you never played, I know cheap shot..but true).

i've been playing for 17 years was ranked in montana and arkansas when i lived there. chose not to play in the missouri valley because i was a senior in highschool by the time i was oriented. so no, its not true.

not only have i done that but i was a teaching pro for 4 years under 2 different head pros. if you have more qualifications i'd like to know. if not, don't talk about a professional game like its played by juniors.


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July 09, 2008, 11:22:45 PM
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chose not to play in the missouri valley because i was a senior in highschool by the time i was oriented. so no, its not true.

Your last year of competitive tennis and you declined to play? Wow. Andover is pretty much the place to be if you want to play USTA. All the KS district tournaments are in Wichita. But I guess you had better things to do over the summer.



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