Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?

[SkinnyBenny]

I was inspired by a thread dedicated to Friends to start this one.  Ironic, considering Friends was inspired (see: complete ripoff) of Seinfeld, but whatevs.  The quotes of course are too numerous and awesome to only pick one as the favorite, so here's A favorite.

1.  Jerry: Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.
     Newman: Uh.....yes I would.....I....LOVE broccoli.
    *takes bite*
     VILE WEED!!!!!!!!!!!

2.  Favorite episode: when Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set and Jerry drugs his girlfriend to play with her toys.

[cireksu]

Kramer "There sure are a lot of Puerto Ricans out here"

Guy driving the car that Kramer hopped into mistakenly "Well, it is OUR day"

[The1BigWillie]

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!!"

[catdude33]

guy: hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp.

George:  Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

guy:  Well, that's ok because you're their #1 best seller.

George:  Oh yeah! Well, I had sex with your wife!

other guy:  (whispers) his wife's in a coma.

[SkinnyBenny]

Don't forget to include favorite episodes.  We can't seriously let the Friends thread have 5x as many posts as this one, can we?

[catdude33]

Fav. epi is when they are at the body shop and George thinks the mechanic stole his twix so he sets up a candy lineup.  Its gold jerry, gold.

[SkinnyBenny]

"Hey Mickey, free can-day!"

And the whole exchange that ends in "Koko, that chimp's all right.  High five," is absolutely incredible.

[rundown87]

"HHEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Talking Bellybutton

[jmlynch1]

The two that stand out in my mind are:

George explaining why Kramer doesn't need to go to a fantasy camp.

There had to be a second spitter.

One of my favorite episodes is the backwards episode when they go to the bra-less wonder's wedding in India.

[waks]

The Contest

[CatsNShocks]

Paraphrase:
Elaine to Jerry: So you chose the soup over (insert girlfriends name)?

Jerry: Have you tasted the soup?

Elaine: (nodding) Yeah, you made the right choice.


There are countless lines that should be quoted on a daily basis. IMHO.

[SkinnyBenny]

The Contest is great, but it's too cliche. 

Chocolate Elegance: what's the quote from the Jerry/George fantasy camp exchange?  I can't remember.

[cireksu]

the shrinkage epi.

cashmere sweater epi

kenny rodgers epi

[waks]

The Contest is great, but it's too cliche. 

Chocolate Elegance: what's the quote from the Jerry/George fantasy camp exchange?  I can't remember.

"The Deal" is a good one as well.

[fatty fat fat]

the parking garage one because I  parking garages

[pwrcat1]

"I was scratching my nose!!!!"

[ERA7777]

George - "I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself.  If those kind of superficialities are important to you, this probably isn't gonna work."

The whole clip is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjXUgxR4Z10&feature=related

[jmlynch1]

George:

"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."

[kstate16]

The one where they see Joe Dimaggio at the diner. 

kramer bangs on the table and yelps to get his attention, but to no avail. i dont care if hes racist, that dude is f*cking hilarious.

[ChicagoCat]

The library bookman episode.

Kramer not talking and writing his line for the ziggy.
"My wife's a slut"

[cireksu]

the parking garage one because I  parking garages

wierd, they make me uncomfortable.

[catdude33]

The library bookman episode.

QFT.

[RU4KSU2]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!