With apologies to George Carlin, may he Rest In Peace:
"I got fired from my job last week for saying the word 'shoot*' in a town where the big is called Craps. I can just hear some Texan saying 'Oh 'shoot*', I crapped'. And they probably fly him in for free ! Fired me. 'Shoot*' "
*Since we censor the word for 'to defecate' or 'excrement' to the word crap, I have used 'shoot' instead.