Best part of bangin a stripper...

[Bookie Pimp]

It's a tossup.

It's either the free floor shows at my house after we come home from a night of drinkin'... Or, it's holding on to the heels of the stripper shoes while I bury my bone.

 

[PCR]

It's a tossup between Herpes and the Clap.

[mjrod]

It's a tossup between Herpes and the Clap.

Obviously, you like the skank clubs.

[dmartin]

I thought it was always being able to break a 5 dollar bill.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Bangin her friends too.

[Chingon]

You never need a ride home.

or maybe that's for a horse...

[Bookie Pimp]

Bangin her friends too.

Wow!! 

Clearly somebody else understands my plight....

 

[doom]

Bangin her friends too.

Wow!! 

Clearly somebody else understands my plight....

 

That's a good answer.  I was going to go with the heels thing. 

[I_have_purplewood]

It's a tossup.

It's either the free floor shows at my house after we come home from a night of drinkin'... Or, it's holding on to the heels of the stripper shoes while I bury my bone.

 

1) Not having to pretend that you accidentally put it the wrong orifice.
2) When you call her by the wrong name and she gets mad, you can tell her to, "shut the hell up because daddy's not done yet."