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Author Topic: I think I killed a bird with my mind  (Read 786 times)

June 16, 2008, 05:03:06 PM
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Chingon

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Today as I was walking back from racquet ball, I saw a bird in a tree.  I looked at it and tried to focus on it really well (I was testing my eyes to see if I can still focus things well enough with my present glasses subscription) and it fell out of the tree dead.  I ran over to it and its eyes were still open, but it didn't move (even after I tapped it with my foot). 

 :ohno: :ohno:

June 16, 2008, 05:03:59 PM
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

June 16, 2008, 05:19:03 PM
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Have you tried it on people?  Other small animals at least?

June 16, 2008, 05:20:04 PM
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Have you tried it on people?  Other small animals at least?

ron prince?

June 16, 2008, 05:25:01 PM
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    ANGRY AS F*CK

June 16, 2008, 05:30:58 PM
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Are you Frank Martin bychance?

June 16, 2008, 05:34:10 PM
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I was thinking about trying it with a mirror, I don't want to harm anymore innocents...

but I am scared.

June 16, 2008, 06:14:28 PM
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You must have a dangerous mind then, no pun intended!

June 16, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
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I think your gift is just limited to birds.

I have a similar effect on women...  I look at them intently, they take their clothes off and have sex with me.

June 16, 2008, 09:25:43 PM
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I think your gift is just limited to birds.

I have a similar effect on women...  I look at them intently, they take their clothes off and have sex with me.

I think that's more of a monetary effect. 

Just when was the last time you had sex with a woman that wasn't crying or expecting payment?

June 16, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
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I think your gift is just limited to birds.

I have a similar effect on women...  I look at them intently, they take their clothes off and have sex with me.

I think that's more of a monetary effect. 

Just when was the last time you had sex with a woman that wasn't crying or expecting payment?

Sex without crying is a myth

June 16, 2008, 09:54:42 PM
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ron prince?

I was thinking about trying it with a mirror, I don't want to harm anymore innocents...

but I am scared.

NOT AN INNOCENT

June 16, 2008, 10:45:05 PM
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did you put a mirror next to the bird's nostrils?  check to see if it was still breathing?

my guess? it was simply a case of oddly timed coincidence.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

June 17, 2008, 12:33:45 AM
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It's not your mind.  It's the glasses.  You should get a new prescription for everyday uses and save your other glasses strictly for superhero duties.  That way you don't set books you are trying to read ablaze or implode peoples brains simply for using good listening skills and making eye contact.  But You'd also have the option of putting them back on should you need to battle Mr. Sinister. 


I still want my cooler, bitches!

June 17, 2008, 01:25:30 AM
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i have the same problem!!! glad to have a broseph in crime!

June 17, 2008, 08:06:31 AM
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    It's time to hit it.
can you come here and take out a crazy bird for me.  He lives in the tree I park next to and dive bombs my head every time I walk by.