Steve, start a vigil on top of a flag pole until K-State makes the CWS.
See you when you're dead.
Sometimes I get really katpak'd and start telling fans of, say, LSU/Florida/AZ St. that K-State owns them in sports across the board. When they bring up valid points why that isn't the case I usually make up redic. stats that show otherwise and they get frustrated because, while they are pretty sure they aren't true, we are so far off their radar they have no defense.