My birthday party:
KK's Wife: "Today is you rule the roost day!"

KK: "AWESOME! I'll be playing XBox 360
all day!

KK's Wife: "...And I'll be doing laundry. . . Could you give the dog a bath?"
KK: "But, it's my beeeeee-dayuuuuuhhhhhh!!

"
KK's Wife: "I know. But I'm making dinner and I got some cheesecake from Dillon's and then there's dessert

. . ."
KK: "

"