Los Angeles loves them some gay cokeheads

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Alleged gay cokeheads.

http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/afl/news/story?id=3422825

[Pete]

He wasn't picked in the NFL draft but practiced for a short time with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

They'll put that on his tomb stone.

[FBWillie]

too bad he didn't die in a plane crash... people would have remembered him for the good times.

[Slick]

too bad he didn't die in a plane crash... people would have remembered him for the good times.

It is too bad... I feel the same way whenever I think about 9/11.  Sort of like, "Jeeze, it is too bad those terrorist didn't crash the planes into Bill Snyder Family Stadium on gameday!" 

[WildCatzPhreak]

too bad he didn't die in a plane crash... people would have remembered him for the good times.

It is too bad... I feel the same way whenever I think about 9/11.  Sort of like, "Jeeze, it is too bad those terrorist didn't crash the planes into Bill Snyder Family Stadium on gameday!" 

Only if it was Nebraska day and they hit the Nebraska bench. 

[Dr. Funke]

too bad he didn't die in a plane crash... people would have remembered him for the good times.

It is too bad... I feel the same way whenever I think about 9/11.  Sort of like, "Jeeze, it is too bad those terrorist didn't crash the planes into Bill Snyder Family Stadium on gameday!" 

nice one, dude.  we don't even fill the stadium.  try again.

[phagallenblowsballs]

He wasn't picked in the NFL draft but practiced for a short time with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

They'll put that on his tomb stone.

No, I think it would say.  "The guy every Nubb fan thought was a clear cut favorite to win the Heisman and take the corncobs to a BCS game, but ended up being benched for a cross dresser, costing his coach a job, and almost finished last in the conference."

Or it might just be something more simple like "Sam really loved cocaine!"

Sam Keller, another fightin corncob legend.

[ChicagoCat]

For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

What round did he get picked in?  To be fair though, the rest of the quote wasn't inaccurate.

Sam Keller will QB the Fightin' Pelinis, whatever the staff’s summer posturing about Joe Ganz. Keller is 6′4″ 235 and has a cannon arm. His only weakness is that he’s apparently a prick - at least according to ASU fans, his ASU former teammates, the woman in Lincoln he hummed a plastic cup at for taking a parking space he coveted, and anyone who watched his meltdown against USC in ‘05. According to Nebraska fans he’s not a prick but a “competitor” (this is code for a prick who wins, except that he hasn’t). I wasn’t sure what to believe until I found out he’s from Danville. Ha. Prick. Trust me on this one. He’s a NFL prototype QB and the first really physically gifted guy to run the Callahan offense. He also enjoyed every one of Rudy Carpenter’s 14 interceptions immensely last year.

Also to be fair, the prick thing is probably fairly accurate.  Also, never trust gay/happy nebraska fans.

Thank god we didn't have to start a new board, I would miss the dumpster diving.