Show of hands, who is headed to Serb Fest 2008?

[Pete]

Limestoneoutcropping and I will be rocking this event tonight.  If you haven't had Burek, you haven't lived.

[Kat Kid]

Serbs are killers.  I keep my distance.

[Pete]

Serbs are killers.  I keep my distance.

That's true, but very good cooks and massive drinkers....and the bar is always stocked.  FYI, they hate rape camp jokes, so ixnay those if you are headed down there tonight. 

[Saulbadguy]

Jews would do well to stay away.

[Pete]

Jews would do well to stay away.

Meh, they are ok with the Jews.  Muslims should tread lightly.

[pissclams]

so i was at a bar not too long ago and a pretty attractive and tall blond girl comes up to me and starts talking.
she's like "blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada".  i think she may have repeated that roughly 30 times. she then asks if i'm serbian, she said i looked serbian.

fwiw, i googled "serbian people" and got this picture-



imo i don't resemble them.

so she asks me and my buddy if i'm serbian, i turn to the bar and order a drink.  my buddy chimes in, under his breath "he's croatian".  i get my drink and turn back around.  she begins apoligizing and almost starts crying.  she used to date a croat (sp?) and understands the gravity of her mistake (i don't).  she then asks me to speak to her in croat (sp?) because she speaks it, her ex taught it to her.  i tell her that it's far too painful for me to speak in my native tongue because of the war and i'd rather not.  she apoligizes 10 more times then says "blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada" a few dozen more times.  she has to pee and asks me to walk her to the bathroom.  i do, then leave.

i will not be at that damn friggin' serb fest, on principle alone.

[Kat Kid]

wow pissy.  quite a tale.  harrowing, bra.

[Pete]

i will not be at that damn friggin' serb fest, on principle alone.

The serbian broads are usually pretty hot, like Russians.

[catzacker]

clams, a couple of questions:
1 - Why did she ask for an escort to the bathroom?
2 - Why did you leave after you walked her to the bathroom?

[frankencat]

so i was at a bar not too long ago and a pretty attractive and tall blond girl comes up to me and starts talking.
she's like "blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada".  i think she may have repeated that roughly 30 times. she then asks if i'm serbian, she said i looked serbian.

fwiw, i googled "serbian people" and got this picture-



imo i don't resemble them.

so she asks me and my buddy if i'm serbian, i turn to the bar and order a drink.  my buddy chimes in, under his breath "he's croatian".  i get my drink and turn back around.  she begins apoligizing and almost starts crying.  she used to date a croat (sp?) and understands the gravity of her mistake (i don't).  she then asks me to speak to her in croat (sp?) because she speaks it, her ex taught it to her.  i tell her that it's far too painful for me to speak in my native tongue because of the war and i'd rather not.  she apoligizes 10 more times then says "blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada" a few dozen more times.  she has to pee and asks me to walk her to the bathroom.  i do, then leave.

i will not be at that damn friggin' serb fest, on principle alone.

Your family from Strawberry Hill?

[pissclams]

clams, a couple of questions:
1 - Why did she ask for an escort to the bathroom?
2 - Why did you leave after you walked her to the bathroom?

1) it was at a really busy bar and kinda late.  chicks don't dig tunneling through a crowded bar at 1 am. + i think she was "down" (if you catch my drift).
2) she annoyed me.   very low s/ciq.

i will not be at that damn friggin' serb fest, on principle alone.

The serbian broads are usually pretty hot, like Russians.

i know.  and i'm down (if you catch my drift). but they (like most) tend to prefer their own.  since i'm croat apparently, i won't get no love from the ladies.

wow pissy.  quite a tale.  harrowing, bra.

i know dude, ya know?