CIA Releases SHOCKING documents on torture!

[Kat Kid]

Well, I'm sure they aren't hiding anything important.

[ksuno1stunner]

Well, I'm sure they aren't hiding anything important.

sick f*cks

[Pete]

Well, I'm sure they aren't hiding anything important.

Is waterboarding the one like surfing, but with that short little board that you just sort of lay on....you know, the one for tourists to try when they go to the ocean?

[catzacker]

hazing at fraternities is more strenuous than waterboarding. 

[pwrcat1]

frack fraternities! 

[AzCat]

Well, I'm sure they aren't hiding anything important.

OMG WTF HOLY COW!!!  Bucrapler lied, people died and this is the absolute undeniable proof!  The KKK killed JFK; the UAW did MLK; the Hildebeeste put out a hit on the Obamination; the US never landed on the moom, it was Ecuador; Area 51 is a secret polygamist compound W set up to protect religious fanatics from prosecution for sexually abusing their children; and I saw bigfoot &@#%ing an alien in the back yard last night.  It's all in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ew2x4]

Well, I'm sure they aren't hiding anything important.

OMG WTF HOLY COW!!!  Bucrapler lied, people died and this is the absolute undeniable proof!  The KKK killed JFK; the UAW did MLK; the Hildebeeste put out a hit on the Obamination; the US never landed on the moom, it was Ecuador; Area 51 is a secret polygamist compound W set up to protect religious fanatics from prosecution for sexually abusing their children; and I saw bigfoot fracking an alien in the back yard last night.  It's all in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waiting for this.

[AzCat]

Well, I'm sure they aren't hiding anything important.

OMG WTF HOLY COW!!!  Bucrapler lied, people died and this is the absolute undeniable proof!  The KKK killed JFK; the UAW did MLK; the Hildebeeste put out a hit on the Obamination; the US never landed on the moom, it was Ecuador; Area 51 is a secret polygamist compound W set up to protect religious fanatics from prosecution for sexually abusing their children; and I saw bigfoot fracking an alien in the back yard last night.  It's all in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waiting for this.

Me too.  Figured I might as well go ahead and get it out there to save the rest of y'all the trouble.