Given their history . . .

[sonofdaxjones]

I hope the NCAA is monitoring this closely.  Somehow I picture the "Morris Twins" turning into 2 scrawny little propeller head white kids when it comes time to take that all important test or write that term paper . . . 2 scrawny propeller head white kids with a few extra dollars in their bank account:

Twins not qualified yet

Self said incoming freshmen Marcus and Markieff Morris will not be in town for the start of the first of two sessions of summer school Tuesday.

“They may miss the first session,” Self said. “All the others (incoming and returning players) will be here. Mario Little will be here a week later. He has to finish a couple of things (at Chipola CC in Florida).”

Though the Morris twins have not yet qualified for scholarship, Self believes they will be eligible in coming weeks.

Asked if he was worried about their impending eligibility, Self said: “I would not say worried. I know they still have to finish up some stuff.”

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Note to test monitors, this is not a Morris Twin:

[steve dave]

LOL at ku "recruiting" 

[phagallenblowsballs]

I hope the NCAA is monitoring this closely.  Somehow I picture the "Morris Twins" turning into 2 scrawny little propeller head white kids when it comes time to take that all important test or write that term paper . . . 2 scrawny propeller head white kids with a few extra dollars in their bank account:

Twins not qualified yet

Self said incoming freshmen Marcus and Markieff Morris will not be in town for the start of the first of two sessions of summer school Tuesday.

“They may miss the first session,” Self said. “All the others (incoming and returning players) will be here. Mario Little will be here a week later. He has to finish a couple of things (at Chipola CC in Florida).”

Though the Morris twins have not yet qualified for scholarship, Self believes they will be eligible in coming weeks.

Asked if he was worried about their impending eligibility, Self said: “I would not say worried. I know they still have to finish up some stuff.”

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Note to test monitors, this is not a Morris Twin:

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

[steve dave]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

[Saulbadguy]

HAVE THEY NO SHAME?

[sonofdaxjones]

Attention Test Monitors if you see any of these men or men like them attempting to sign in as "Markieff Morris", please call the NCAA:

[Pete]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Lew is Jewish?

[Saulbadguy]

Kind of makes you wonder how Sheron Collins got qualified.

[sonofdaxjones]

Not Marcus Morris:

[phagallenblowsballs]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Lew is Jewish?

Look at that f'n nose on him, how could he not be....you could shelter a small family under that thing....

[phagallenblowsballs]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

[fat sock]

You are a pretty terrible poster.  Lew is far from being a Jew.

[phagallenblowsballs]

You are a pretty terrible poster.  Lew is far from being a Jew.

Is there an echo on here or what......its a nickname you idiot...and what the hell does far from being a jew even mean....a nazi?  well then I agree

[tmramrod91]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

[phagallenblowsballs]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

[A-Lishious]

Dude, stevie, kind of a sexxy stud...

You ... not sooo much.

You didnt have alot of friends in high school did you? I can sense that anger-filled tone in your voice. Bitter. Probably didnt get laid. Ever...  Still havnt learned how to play nice either it seems....

[pissclams]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

[phagallenblowsballs]

Dude, stevie, kind of a sexxy stud...

You ... not sooo much.

You didnt have alot of friends in high school did you? I can sense that anger-filled tone in your voice. Bitter. Probably didnt get laid. Ever...  Still havnt learned how to play nice either it seems....

leave it to a ku fan to bring up screwing dudes.....whats next....let me guess....steve told you he loved ya...yadda yadda yadda...now you have the hiv.

[MakeItRain]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today.  Awesome!!!

[enjoytheNeujahr]

My friend in Philadelphia told me the Morris twins should be just fine.  It seems that the boys are just missing some credits and their math teacher should have that squared away quickly.

[phagallenblowsballs]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today.  Awesome!!!

Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow

still blaming the white folk, catgrad?  im sure boston is a great fit for that 

[tmramrod91]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today.  Awesome!!!

Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow

still blaming the white folk, catgrad?  im sure boston is a great fit for that 

You're like, weird.

[MakeItRain]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today.  Awesome!!!

Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow

still blaming the white folk, catgrad?  im sure boston is a great fit for that 

Thats funny I don't recall doing either.  Why didn't you call me out on these topics when they were timely so any of us could have some context?  Possibly because you are full of $h!t.

[phagallenblowsballs]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today.  Awesome!!!

Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow

still blaming the white folk, catgrad?  im sure boston is a great fit for that 

Thats funny I don't recall doing either.  Why didn't you call me out on these topics when they were timely so any of us could have some context?  Possibly because you are full of $h!t.

shouldnt that internet tough guy be a black dude? 

[sonofdaxjones]

Lets get back on topic.  Recent picture of the "ku representative" walking into the student records office at Apex Academy in Pennsauken, NJ:

[phagallenblowsballs]

Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.

My god you are a horrible poster.  I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave.  Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles

SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.

thats f'n awesome news!  I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream

 

This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today.  Awesome!!!

what?  no sense of humor?  spearchucker, thats gold jerry, gold!

anywho....back to the topic at hand....

the day the morris twins dont make it to lawrence is the day frank martin outcoaches somebody....anybody....

[Buzzcut]

I hope the NCAA is monitoring this closely.  Somehow I picture the "Morris Twins" turning into 2 scrawny little propeller head white kids when it comes time to take that all important test or write that term paper . . . 2 scrawny propeller head white kids with a few extra dollars in their bank account:

Twins not qualified yet

Self said incoming freshmen Marcus and Markieff Morris will not be in town for the start of the first of two sessions of summer school Tuesday.

“They may miss the first session,” Self said. “All the others (incoming and returning players) will be here. Mario Little will be here a week later. He has to finish a couple of things (at Chipola CC in Florida).”

Though the Morris twins have not yet qualified for scholarship, Self believes they will be eligible in coming weeks.

Asked if he was worried about their impending eligibility, Self said: “I would not say worried. I know they still have to finish up some stuff.”

----------------------------------

Note to test monitors, this is not a Morris Twin:

Where have I seen this guy before? Wait! I have it! He was leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of many of academia's elite) were finally! declared eligible right around the end of the Fall 2007 semester. And he appeared mightily fatigued, as if he had just put in a lot of work on something.

[pissclams]

so the Morris twins can't gain eligibility and they go to a school diploma mill, specifically designed to get idiot jocks such as them eligible.  that's pretty fraggin' sweet.  hopefully they kurtis townsend, didn't spend too much on tuition, they certainly didn't get their his money's worth.  

[Buzzcut]

Attention Test Monitors if you see any of these men or men like them attempting to sign in as "Markieff Morris", please call the NCAA:

Where have I seen these guys before? Wait! I have it! They were leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of many of academia's elite) were finally declared eligible right around the end of the Fall 2007 semester. And they appeared mightily fatigued, as if they had put in a lot of work on something.

[Buzzcut]

Not Marcus Morris:

Where have I seen this guy before? Wait! I have it! He was seen leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of academia's elite) were finally declared eligible right around the end of the fall 2007 semester. And he appeared mightily fatigued, as if he had put in a lot of work on something.