My girlfriend's mom is trying to set her up with other guys...

[The1BigWillie]

... that's probably a bad sign isn't it?

[cyclist]

... that's probably a bad sign isn't it?

Does your girlfriend wear her hair in curlers on your dates ?

[The1BigWillie]

... that's probably a bad sign isn't it?

Does your girlfriend wear her hair in curlers on your dates ?

No 

She just gave me a call and told me her mom had her meet her out for a drink.  When she got there her mom had a dude there for her to meet.  It's a pretty new relationship. Maybe her mom is just testing her for me!!   

[Chet Stedman]

What was girlfriend reaction to being set up?  That is key. 

[doom]

What was girlfriend reaction to being set up?  That is key. 

Hey at least she called and told you about it.  Is it the first time or does she try to set her up from time to time?  Does the mom know you?

[CatsNChiefs]

Mom is just looking for excuses to flirt with younger guys, means you can hit it if you want/are capable.

[AzCat]

Mom wants you to marry her daughter.  By introducing her daughter to other guys (provided they're not really rich guys or way taller on their backs) she makes you the forbidden fruit which, as every parent is well aware, can only end with their child wildly pursuing the person their parents seem to dislike. 

[Kat Kid]

Conclusion:

Your gf's mom is &@#%ing nuts.  If you're thinking long-term, plan on living over 6 hours away at a minimum.  If she's within striking distance already (and for the foreseeable future) cash out and move along.

[JavaCat]

Is her mom hot? Sounds like the mom wants you.

[powercatmiller]

My wifes mom told me the first time I met her that I would never be allowed to marry her daughter. My wife even had a boyfriend at the time I was just hittin it. Now I wish I would have listened to her mom.

[Kat Kid]

My wifes mom told me the first time I met her that I would never be allowed to marry her daughter. My wife even had a boyfriend at the time I was just hittin it. Now I wish I would have listened to her mom.

Awesome!

[powercatmiller]

I love hanging that over her head. I also like that whenever I &@#% up and my wife yells at me I tell her "Oh yeah you cheated on me for 2 months" even though I was the one she was cheating on her boyfriend with.

[Kat Kid]

I love hanging that over her head. I also like that whenever I frack up and my wife yells at me I tell her "Oh yeah you cheated on me for 2 months" even though I was the one she was cheating on her boyfriend with.

Yeah, I would've foreseen some problems on the horizon in that scenario.

[powercatmiller]

If by once a cheater always a cheater. She is allowed to as long as they leave a $50 under my pillow.

[Kat Kid]

If by once a cheater always a cheater. She is allowed to as long as they leave a $50 under my pillow.

Wow.  She must be a beast.

[powercatmiller]

  shutup bitch