Need some ideas

[Kat Kid]

Punch him in the face with a hammer

lol

got me!

[ERA7777]

Bamboo shoots underneath his fingernails.  Works every time. 

[Saulbadguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TBK3Op86Ws

[catdude33]

Blow a bubble using some chewing gum and then put it on top of his hat.  He'll totally be walking around with a bubble on his head and not even know! LOL.

[kstate16]

Filling the car up with grass clippings isn't good?

compiling grass clippings would be a hassle.

[kstate16]

why do want to include his car?

i ride with him almost every day to lunch/class.

[steve dave]

why do want to include his car?

i ride with him almost every day to lunch/class.

Hope you like walking

[JavaCat]

why do want to include his car?

i ride with him almost every day to lunch/class.

Then why the heck do you want to do something to his car? You want to enjoy the aroma of a dead animal? You need to rethink things.

[ChicagoCat]

Give his girlfriend the clap



you can do it in his car if you like

[kstate16]

no, i ride with him by choice, i can drive my own car.  i'm sayin i might be able to do somethin sneaky while in the car.

[steve dave]

no, i ride with him by choice, i can drive my own car.  i'm sayin i might be able to do somethin sneaky while in the car.

With him there?  I guess your best option would be my hammer recomendation but I would wait until he's at least stopped or preferably parked.  Just imo.

[michigancat]

This is just excruciatingly difficult.

[ArchE_Cat]

butter the fracking heck out of the floor. Then do it again....and again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L1Dp1NwF-zU

[shaft3500]

get some plain gelatin and mix some up in his toilet. after it has set, pour an inch to inch and a half of water on top of the clear jello. this will make it look real and also splash the hell out of his legs when he pisses. then he will have to clean th piss jello out of his own toilet to get it to flush again.

[SUPERKSUFAN]

get some plain gelatin and mix some up in his toilet. after it has set, pour an inch to inch and a half of water on top of the clear jello. this will make it look real and also splash the hell out of his legs when he pisses. then he will have to clean th piss jello out of his own toilet to get it to flush again.

that is a good one....timely but, I will have to remember this

[shaft3500]

ya, you basically need a half hour alone in his bathroom. go eat some bad mexican food and then go to his house for a nice long sit down.

[SUPERKSUFAN]

ya, you basically need a half hour alone in his bathroom. go eat some bad mexican food and then go to his house for a nice long sit down.

in his shower

[Trim]

You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.

[shaft3500]

tear his sheets off the bed, get them wet, then throw them in the freezer. they will turn into a 50 lb ice chunk.

[ECN]

smoke a joint or 3. next time youre riding with him in his car, put the roaches in the ashtray. close ashtray. wait.

also, put a brick or two of coke in the trunk, next to the spare. cops get a kick out of this crap.

[kstate16]

You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.

he posted my number on craigs list under personals with some very vulgar details

i mostly only see him at school, so ya, i'm leaning towards dead animal in car or find some way to make his car smell for A LONG time. 

[cyclist]

You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.

he posted my number on craigs list under personals with some very vulgar details

i mostly only see him at school, so ya, i'm leaning towards dead animal in car or find some way to make his car smell for A LONG time. 

A fish in the trunk works wonders.

[jeffy]

You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.

Agreed. 


Also, here is a suggestion:

Did someone royally piss you off and you want revenge? Go out and buy an expensive bottle of deep conditioner from a department store. Make sure the bottle’s instructions tell the user to leave conditioner in hair for at least five minutes. Pour out half of the conditioner (don’t toss it, save it for your own use). Fill up the rest of the bottle with Nair, or some other kind of hair removal cream. Now, send it to your friend with a lovely card—you can make it anonymous, from someone else, or as a “with compliments” gift from the department store.

I think if you can get ahold of his conditioner next time you are at his house, this could work very well.

Here might be another suggestion:

[CatsNShocks]

Do you still have an old school modem on your computer?  Set it up on repeat dial to his phone so it dials every minute or so.  Then go to work, class, grocery store, home for the weekend.

Vaseline his entire windshield.

Wait til summer and take a dump in his hot car.

Run a wire from his car battery discreetly into the cabin.  Leave an open ended wire barely sticking out of his car seat.  Turns on the car...ZAP!

Rewire his car horn so it goes off all the time.

Slip a blowup doll into his passenger seat while he's at work.

Use the blowup doll first.

LOL!

[Dirty Sanchez]

Simple but classic anbesol in the toothpaste tube.

[ksuno1stunner]

Try hitting her.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

Make him eat his parents.

[Skydog]

Make him eat his parents.

Make them into Chilli. Then lick the tears off his face and say something like 'The tears of unfathomable sadness taste sooo good.'

[steve dave]

Try hitting her.

This seems to be your best bet

[I_have_purplewood]

Buy him season tickets for Football season and make him go to every one.  Make sure he doesn't drink any alcohol before the games.