If I were comparing Britney to an Ewok she would be the main guy that becomes friends with humans while Paris and Lyndsey would be the ones that wanted to roast the guys over the fire for holiday feast. Britney then gets knocked up and has a litter of half ewok/half wookie bastard children that she tries to pawn off as Lukes. Nice try Ewok Britney, Luke isn't falling for it! Where's the flowing blond mane?
