There's a new ku billboard by Paxico

[jeffy]

It says Rock Chalk and has a chicken between the two words.

Who's got the paint?  Perhaps a shotgun blast to the beak? 

Please don't let this one sit around without decoration as long as the last one did.

[Brock Landers]

Is this a new one?  I drive by that piece of crap every day so it's something I probably have tuned out.  I'll try to pay close attention to tonight. 

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.   

[joelcat]

Where are the Purple Lion Commandoes when you need some covert vandalism?

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

A well organized, mult-shotgun, simultaneous blasting of the sign would be a very quick and effective way of sending a message.  At some point, you have to punish not only those who are renting the space, but those who are renting it to them.*






*This commentary has been made for entertainment purposes only.  In no way is this a recommendation for the suggested action to be taken.  Neither JesusShuttlesworth or KSUFans.com are responsible for actions taken that may be similar in nature to those suggested in the above entertainment commentary.  

[waks]

OT but related to signs...


Dara's Fast Lane on Anderson has a K-State related note on their marquee...

"The NBA won't love you like we do!"

[catzacker]

OT but related to signs...


Dara's Fast Lane on Anderson has a K-State related note on their marquee...

"The NBA won't love you like we do!"

It should say something like "SpongeBob would stay". 

[Saulbadguy]

Just burn the mf'er down.

[KSU4ME]

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.   

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 

[cireksu]

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.   

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 

I don't own a shotgun/gun

[BostonPancake]

It's being held up by wooden posts.  Can't we round up 4-8 people with chainsaws??  

[jeffy]

It's being held up by wooden posts.  Can't we round up 4-8 people with chainsaws?? 

All you need is a little bow saw.  You wouldn't need to cut it all the way down, just about 2/3 of the way through.  With the way the wind blows in that area, it'll come down with the next storm.  That way the perp would be nowhere near the incident when it occurred.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

All you need is a little bow saw.  You wouldn't need to cut it all the way down, just about 2/3 of the way through.  With the way the wind blows in that area, it'll come down with the next storm.  That way the perp would be nowhere near the incident when it occurred.

This would also allow the perp to stay low to the ground and out of sight to passing motorists.*



*See disclaimer from previous post

[Brock Landers]

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.   

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 

True, but at least I knew it's turkey season.  That's gotta count for something.

[Kat Kid]

don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

[FHSU92]

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.   

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 

I have a gun, but my wife won't allow ammo in the house.  It's kinda a like a lesbian with a condom,  I guess -- it'll never be used as intended.

[MOKSUAZ]

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.   

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 

I have a gun, but my wife won't allow ammo in the house.  It's kinda a like a lesbian with a condom,  I guess -- it'll never be used as intended.

just hide the ammo some where she won't find it.  like in the gun. 

[Brock Landers]

don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.

[KSU4ME]

I have a gun, but my wife won't allow ammo in the house.  It's kinda a like a lesbian with a condom,  I guess -- it'll never be used as intended.

Just start playing Delias Gone, Hey Joe, Die Die Die My Darling and the like and she'll get the message.

[waks]

don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.

What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

[MOKSUAZ]

don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.

What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

nothing if you're good. 

[jeffy]

don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.

What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

Depends on if the arresting officer is a Jayhawk or a Wildcat.

[waks]

don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.

What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

nothing if you're good. 

I don't think it would be that hard to get some guys together and go and turn the billboard into a K-State billboard. I mean with paint rollers and everything. Paint it purple and then paint a white Powercat with "Go cats" underneath it. Make it look professional and what not. I wonder how hard that would be to pull off...


Not endorsing this idea, I would never endorse any illegal activity but I would still be impressed if someone pulled it off in the same way that I'm impressed with a guy that gets away in a police chase. Again, I wouldn't encourage said activity and I expect more from K-Staters but it's just a thought.

[cireksu]

You would need big stencils, it would take a while for the paint to dry.

[waks]

You would need big stencils, it would take a while for the paint to dry.

But it would be sexy as hell. You could do the purple one night and then the details the next night.

[KSt8er]

Think paintballs, purple paintballs. 

[Kat Kid]

how much paint would be theoretically needed?

Let's put on our ENGINEERING hats for a minute here K-Staters!

[BostonPancake]

how much paint would be theoretically needed?

Let's put on our ENGINEERING hats for a minute here K-Staters!

Not as much as you think.  A typical gallon of paint covers approx 300-400 square feet.  Assuming the billboard is 14X48 ft, it would take around 2 gallons to cover it all purple.  Then a gallon or two of white for the powercat (you have to assume two coats with that dark background). 

[Dirty Sanchez]

If you want to repaint, consider a BB gun to shoot out the lights on it so you aren't noticed by that lone smokey pulling by at 3 am.

[RonLongshaft]

i say burn the F'er down. its pasture burning season could be put off as an easy accident. gallon of gas ($3.29) box of matches (free and the gentleman's clubs in JC) 30 pack of beer (15.99). memories and pictures, priceless and last a lifetime.

[Kat Kid]

Maybe we could promote the plight of ksufans.com?