I'm looking for a tennis opponent in Manhattan (didn't know where else to post)

[Racquetball_Ninja]

does anyone here play?

[Dan Rydell]

No.  No one here knows anything about tennis.  Especially fatty.

[mjrod]

Well, only if you want a second stringer.

[Kat Kid]

I play

fatty plays

I suck and really only like to play doubles

fatty is really good and likes to play singles

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Fatty,

You wanna get together sometime soon?  I'm fiending to play and all of my normal playing partners are gone for the weekend.

RN

[catfan28]

Fatty and Ninja......sittin' in a tree.

K - I - S- S- I- N- G !!!

First come tennis.......then comes marriage......

Then comes a Wimbeldon champ in a baby carriage.

[ds43fan]

Fatty and Ninja......sittin' in a tree.

K - I - S- S- I- N- G !!!

First come tennis.......then comes marriage......

Then comes a Wimbeldon champ in a baby carriage.

that sounded so gay.....  

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Fatty and Ninja......sittin' in a tree.

K - I - S- S- I- N- G !!!

First come tennis.......then comes marriage......

Then comes a Wimbeldon champ in a baby carriage.

Now that my friend was funny... PERVERT!

RN

[catfan28]

Ninja. Are you male or female. I guess I should have asked that first? My bad.

[ChicoRodriguez]

Mario, you are getting desperate.

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Hello Drew... you little bastard.  Thanks for outing me on a message board. 

[catfan28]

My apologies Ninja.

I thought you were a Maria and not a Mario.

I take back my statement. Think you can beat Fatty?

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Well, I've just been informed by a mutual friend that I can't beat Fatty.  Apparently he's not so fat and one hell of a player.

[fatty fat fat]

I'm extremly fat now. Let's do this. I've been looking for "partners" as well.

[ksuno1stunner]

i'm disappointed to learn that chicorodriguez's name really isn't chico, but is merely "drew"

[kstateref]

 

[ChicoRodriguez]

uuugggh...my name isn't Drew.

[fatty fat fat]

Any other tennis takers?

[ksuno1stunner]

uuugggh...my name isn't Drew.

 

[slucat]

I'd play if you were in Topeka, but I suck pretty freaking bad. There are some courts right near my house, I haven't gotten to play on them yet cause I can't get anyone to go with me. 

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Well... ChicoRodriguez is not "Drew" so bad on me. 

[ds43fan]

hey ninja is this photo liget?

  

[Racquetball_Ninja]

   No but I'll bet I could get some serious chicks with that outfit.

[ds43fan]

  No but I'll bet I could get some serious chicks with that outfit.

lol good sport, but i wouldn't try it notice the fat chick in the background 

[Racquetball_Ninja]

  No but I'll bet I could get some serious chicks with that outfit.

lol good sport, but i wouldn't try it notice the fat chick in the background 

Oh come on, you know her nipples pull at your curiousity!   

[Saulbadguy]

I can't play tennis, but I can eat pie.

[ds43fan]

Oh come on, you know her nipples pull at your curiousity!   

[ksuno1stunner]

Any other tennis takers?

cute nametags

i'm starting to get back into tennis.  used to take lessons at cottonwood before i found a real sport

[Dirty Sanchez]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Well... since Dirty loves this topic so much, what's the sport that you took up?  Please don't say golf!  Don't get me wrong, I love golf and played for a year in college but I don't know that I could consider it any more of a manly sport than tennis.

RN