Never heard of Bill Simmons (probably sucks) (< this is the correct way Kougar)
I could never lie about Bill Simmons like that.
It's 2008, he is 2003. Go watch that cartoon he produced if you don't believe me.
It's 2008, and he is still really good at satirical sports writing.
Example? He has lost more steps than Ty Law.
Example? His Page 2 column.
Which I just said has declined more than McKinney's draft status following the bench press.
Have you ever read his Boston sportsguy stuff? He lived C-town when I lived out there and was really funny. Just has let up quite a bit. writes a ton less, only proposes trades for nBA this time of year, absolutely sucks at NFL picks for 4 years now but makes the worst excuses ever etc.
3 years ago he said he would be doing a big list of top sports movies...quit after 4 or so.
Said he would reccommend good sports books in his blog...quit after 4 or so.
Said he was going to blog many times a week...quit after a year or so.
He's just lazy. Explains why he doesn't care to watch Beaz play, just make 2 sided predictions that he will never be wrong on.
