ATTN: Whoever makes the student section sheets

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

people won't know we are saying "kaaaa staaate"

that will be hard to make out

Screaming K! S! U! quickly and loudliliest will be obvious.

Have you offered a solution to the riddle yet?  You seem to be hinting at something, but you want someone else to suggest it.  Let's hear what the fatmeister's rock chalk mocking chant would be.

[doom]

I think Kstate plays better than KSU.

[catzacker]

people won't know we are saying "kaaaa staaate"

that will be hard to make out

Screaming K! S! U! quickly and loudliliest will be obvious.

Exactly.  I don't know what the further discussion is about, the chant is as follows:

rooooooock chaaaaaaalk....jaaaaaaay haaaaawk.... K! S! U!  (the rock chalk, jayhawk portion in that stupid monk voice and the KSU part like when Willie does it except faster).  

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

I guess the real question is:

Do we want a universal chant, unique to KSU, that we can use for any game?

or

Do we want a chant soley for the purpose of mocking a universal chant, unique to ku?

[fatty fat fat]

solely for mocking ku.

K S U! K S U! is our universal chant, thus incorporating into the mock rock chalk is perfect.

[chitwood]

All this bickering over what to chant. Think about it, if we win we'll all be  and won't give a crape about the chant. No need to plan anything, just let it be. a W is enough 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

solely for mocking ku.

K S U! K S U! is our universal chant, thus incorporating into the mock rock chalk is perfect.

Good enough for me.  

[fatty fat fat]

All this bickering over what to chant. Think about it, if we win we'll all be  and won't give a crape about the chant. No need to plan anything, just let it be. a W is enough 

agree, but mocking the rock chalk chant would be LEGENDARY. people across the nation would start doing it.

[GoodForAnother]

We've been mocking their chant for years.  According to dad, back in Ahearn it was "ROCK CHALK CHICKENHAWK F*** ku".

[chitwood]

agree, but mocking the rock chalk chant would be LEGENDARY. people across the nation would start doing it.

first time beating ku in the OOD would spark something legendary from our fan base. Spontaneity baby!  I just pray it won't be something like na-na-na-na hey hey goodbye, etc.

[fatty fat fat]

We've been mocking their chant for years.  According to dad, back in Ahearn it was "ROCK CHALK CHICKENHAWK F*** ku".

your dad is a gigantic dumbass. no offense.

[fatty fat fat]

agree, but mocking the rock chalk chant would be LEGENDARY. people across the nation would start doing it.

first time beating ku in the OOD would spark something legendary from our fan base. Spontaneity baby!  I just pray it won't be something like na-na-na-na hey hey goodbye, etc.

one idiot on wabash suggested, "hit the road jack, and don-cha come back no-more...."

 

[GoodForAnother]

We've been mocking their chant for years.  According to dad, back in Ahearn it was "ROCK CHALK CHICKENHAWK F*** ku".

your dad is a gigantic dumbass. no offense.

Hey, at least my parents are K-State fans.

LOL @ me having season tickets at 10 months old while fatty sat at home and made videos.

[waks]

We've been mocking their chant for years.  According to dad, back in Ahearn it was "ROCK CHALK CHICKENHAWK F*** ku".

your dad is a gigantic dumbass. no offense.

Uncalled for IMO.

[doom]

All this bickering over what to chant. Think about it, if we win we'll all be  and won't give a crape about the chant. No need to plan anything, just let it be. a W is enough 

True a win is huge, but I think you fail to realize that a good mock rock chalk get played over and over on sportscenter, making us into heroes.  I want all of the highlights to have a good mock ku chant.  Maybe something that rings of k-state.  Rock flint, cow crap, K-state.

[GoodForAnother]

agree, but mocking the rock chalk chant would be LEGENDARY. people across the nation would start doing it.

first time beating ku in the OOD would spark something legendary from our fan base. Spontaneity baby!  I just pray it won't be something like na-na-na-na hey hey goodbye, etc.

Cosigned.

[chitwood]

good mock rock chalk get played over and over on sportscenter, making us into heroes.

Not if Scott Van Pelt has anything to do with it...

Nah in an ideal world we would mock ku with the comedic genius of Dave Chappelle, but we have too many tards in da Bram. Can we just bring in Nick Swardson (sp?) 5 days early to come and say "S hit's weak!" right in Bill Self's face?

[GoodForAnother]

WIZZEAK!

[kcpowercat]

i think the chant sheets are a good idea but poor execution so far...better info needs to be put on the sheets to make them worthwhile.

Get the good ideas out there so these things will actually be funny.  Anybody have one from last year and what worked?

I think different ideas during free throws would be good.

[ChicagoCat]

All this bickering over what to chant. Think about it, if we win we'll all be  and won't give a crape about the chant. No need to plan anything, just let it be. a W is enough 

of course we would be happy with a win and no chant and of course we are getting ahead of ourselves but we need to put salt in the wound at every damn turn if we pull it off.  If we are beating them late in the game i would like to see signs emphasizing them being behind us and possibly baylor in the big 12 standings.  that said, i once again emphasize the part about getting ahead of myself.

[WildWillie21]

I always heard...Rock Choke Chickenhawk, F*ck ku was common.

I think Choke should be incorporated, for obvious reasons related to Kansas basketball, to Fatty's to equal:

Rock Choke jay hawk, K S U.

Simple, to the point, and might burn a little more than a simple rock chalk jay hawk ksu. 

[dohminator]

It's "Suck Cock gayhawk, &@#% ku"

[fatty fat fat]

It's "Suck Cock gayhawk, frack ku"

sadly, our idiotic fanbase will morph it into that.

my god, that just makes you look stupid.

[ew2x4]

It's "Suck Cock gayhawk, frack ku"

sadly, our idiotic fanbase will morph it into that.

my god, that just makes you look stupid.

I think you're bipolar. f3 needs a hug.

If you want to do the same exact chant as ku, go to ku. Your idea is really really bad. Either completely mock them or do nothing. Don't do their exact cheer like an r-tard. You really disappoint me sometimes.

[fatty fat fat]

i'd be fine with a suck cock gay hawk &@#% ku chant as long as it works.

[waks]

It's "Suck Cock gayhawk, frack ku"

sadly, our idiotic fanbase will morph it into that.

my god, that just makes you look stupid.

I think you're bipolar. f3 needs a hug.

If you want to do the same exact chant as ku, go to ku. Your idea is really really bad. Either completely mock them or do nothing. Don't do their exact cheer like an r-tard. You really disappoint me sometimes.

Wrong.

[stormnut]

i'd be fine with a suck cock gay hawk frack ku chant as long as it works.

I know my ideas suck but I think we need to make one that would be Sportscenter intro acceptable. I don't think the above example will make it past the OOD. I would do something like:

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS

K! S! U!

[sys]

all the ideas are idiotic.


watch the game in appreciative silence, then go home. 

[GoodForAnother]

all the ideas are idiotic.


watch the game in appreciative silence, then go home. 

Two-fingered golf claps acceptable?

Perhaps an "ooh" or an "ahh"?

[stormnut]

all the ideas are idiotic.


watch the game in appreciative silence, then go home. 

Closet Hawk syndrom!