First it was Kansas won't even make a BCS Bowl, then it was Kansas won't sell out its allotment, now it's "Kansas didn't have very many fans out at Forbes Field to watch their football team board an airplane."
Well, I guess you really got us Jayhawk fans on that one.

Mangino has that Coach of the Year thing. How many times did you look at it over Christmas? Do you have it on your cellphone? I bet you have this as your voice mail message:
You have reached Ben's cell phone, the premiere Jayhawk fan whose coach is the AP/AFCA National Coach of the Year. As such, hearing this message makes you almost as important as me. If you are a girl between the ages of 12 and 16, you may leave your phone number. If you are anything else, I will return your message between the hours of 3:30 and 6:00 pm as I am still in year one of my goal to reach $90,000 dollars in salary in three years. Thank you for calling Ben's cell phone.