I have an amazing ability

[KungFoooKitty]

I learned yesterday that I have the ability to flush myself from both ends simultaneously for 6 hours straight.  This can't be natural but the doctor just basically said go to the emergency room.  Stupid HMO's.  I've lost 10 pounds in a day and a half and all he says is go to the ER. frack me sideways.

[Pittcat]

Just take it easy man.  You can blow an O-ring out pretty easy with that much strain on the body.  (was that better advise than your doctor gave you?)