Bear Grylls ate raw goat testicles

[Dirty Sanchez]

and drank the water out of a dead camels water bag thingy.  And then some more water squeezed out of its stomach contents.

I'm not that much of a man.

[pissclams]

Bear Grylls is a fraud

[Dirty Sanchez]

He didn't fake the goat testicle or the camel stuff.  Some of the stuff probably is staged, because in being lost he may not come across some of the things he wants to cover.  Makes for better TV.  Kind hard to fake some of that stuff though, particularly the stuff that takes great physical skill.

[KSUTOMMY]

Bear Grylls is a BAD ASS!

But the question remains:

Bear Grylls vs Chuck Norris

[ArchE_Cat]

Bear Grylls is a BAD ASS!

But the question remains:

Bear Grylls vs Chuck Norris

Blasphemy! I sentence you to a flushing 

Bear is  compared to Chuck.

Bear --> <-- Chuck

[jmlynch1]

You can't fake drinking elephant crap water.

[KSUTOMMY]

Bear drank his own freaking PISS! On the Austrailia show, that dude practically ate his own poop! (Well, OK - it was drinking piss, but you get the picture) IDK, I think that Bear gets Chuck to tap out.

[Dirty Sanchez]

In case anyone hasn't seen this Chuck Norris tidbit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

[waks]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

[KSUTOMMY]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

[waks]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

[opcat]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

survivorman is really good and actually suspenseful.

the guy actually needs a gun because he's by himself.

Bear Grill or whatever his name is a giant puss_y.   Faking bitch.   

[waks]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

survivorman is really good and actually suspenseful.

the guy actually needs a gun because he's by himself.

Bear Grill or whatever his name is a giant puss_y.   Faking bitch.   

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

QFT


 

[ew2x4]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

survivorman is really good and actually suspenseful.

the guy actually needs a gun because he's by himself.

Bear Grill or whatever his name is a giant puss_y.   Faking bitch.   

The shows serve two different purposes. Bear's is more of a how-to and a what you should do in case this happens type of show. Survivorman is boring as balls.

[pissclams]

Do you really believe that crap?

[cireksu]

Survivorman is way better, Bear is a puss.

[ew2x4]

Atleast he's not a creepy pedophile.

[QuinnMac]

Survivorman is way better, Bear is a puss.

I'll try to find it but Survivorman does the same thing

[shaft3500]

les stroud or whatever has a lot better advice on what you should actually do in one of those situations. that bear guy is always taking chances drinking from possibly tainted water sources, which could very likely kill you. i cracked up one episode when he said- there is an easy way to go down over there, but i will show you how you would have to downclimb these cliffs if you had to.

in one of those situations, a great deal of surviving is not killing yourself, which les stroud illustrates a little better.

[KSUTOMMY]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

Ummm, nope. Actually I was going to start the Survivorman talk myself, but since I have a job that doesn't afford me the possibility to take off my hairnet and headset microphone thing and post at my leasure, in order to avoid redundancy - I had to agree with your boring, played out greater than equal to post (kudos to your imaginative posting skills). But I think my post will remain, maybe next time though.

[opcat]

Bear Grylls is a BAD ASS!

But the question remains:

Bear Grylls vs Chuck Norris

He's no badass.  he's faking it. 

Survivorman doesn't need pussy assistants.  Even when he went to Africa. 

[waks]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

Ummm, nope. Actually I was going to start the Survivorman talk myself, but since I have a job that doesn't afford me the possibility to take off my hairnet and headset microphone thing and post at my leasure, in order to avoid redundancy - I had to agree with your boring, played out greater than equal to post (kudos to your imaginative posting skills). But I think my post will remain, maybe next time though.

You don't spell real well.

[KSUTOMMY]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

Ummm, nope. Actually I was going to start the Survivorman talk myself, but since I have a job that doesn't afford me the possibility to take off my hairnet and headset microphone thing and post at my leasure, in order to avoid redundancy - I had to agree with your boring, played out greater than equal to post (kudos to your imaginative posting skills). But I think my post will remain, maybe next time though.

You don't spell real very well.

And your grammar sucks. Your comebacks are weak as a 9 yr old boy, but a valliant effort none-the-less.

[waks]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

Ummm, nope. Actually I was going to start the Survivorman talk myself, but since I have a job that doesn't afford me the possibility to take off my hairnet and headset microphone thing and post at my leasure, in order to avoid redundancy - I had to agree with your boring, played out greater than equal to post (kudos to your imaginative posting skills). But I think my post will remain, maybe next time though.

You don't spell real very well.

And your grammar sucks. Your comebacks are weak as a 9 yr old boy, but a valliant effort none-the-less.

LOL @ the catch. You must not have picked up on the redneck sarcasm. I guess I should have used "good" instead of "well". Great spelling on your second post, btw. 

[opcat]

The only prob with both shows is that they don't kill any big game.

If I had a show , I would be building a bow like the one in the movie Predator. 

I would be shooting every kind of piece of sh** that moved near me.

[KSUTOMMY]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

Ummm, nope. Actually I was going to start the Survivorman talk myself, but since I have a job that doesn't afford me the possibility to take off my hairnet and headset microphone thing and post at my leasure, in order to avoid redundancy - I had to agree with your boring, played out greater than equal to post (kudos to your imaginative posting skills). But I think my post will remain, maybe next time though.

You don't spell real very well.

And your grammar sucks. Your comebacks are weak as a 9 yr old boy, but a valliant effort none-the-less.

LOL @ the catch. You must not have picked up on the redneck sarcasm. I guess I should have used "good" instead of "well". Great spelling on your second post, btw. 

LOL at you LingOL at me LingOL at you LOL at my catch, which LOL at your "grammar" (I got it) LOL at my spelling, LOL at your LOLs 

[waks]

Survivorman > Bear Grylls.

without question, anyone who films themselves in those environments is a bad ass. Survivorman is just a plain dude fat, balding, hairy and can eat rinocerous poop (when properly boiled 3 times) and make it look delicious. I have never wanted to trap, skewer, cook and eat scorpions more in my life. Sure he can do all that cool stuff, but can he get laid - THAT my freinds is the question.

I would feel good about myself if anyone other than you had agreed with me. Quite frankly, it pains me to see that you agree with me. Any chance I could get you to edit your post? 

Ummm, nope. Actually I was going to start the Survivorman talk myself, but since I have a job that doesn't afford me the possibility to take off my hairnet and headset microphone thing and post at my leasure, in order to avoid redundancy - I had to agree with your boring, played out greater than equal to post (kudos to your imaginative posting skills). But I think my post will remain, maybe next time though.

You don't spell real very well.

And your grammar sucks. Your comebacks are weak as a 9 yr old boy, but a valliant effort none-the-less.

LOL @ the catch. You must not have picked up on the redneck sarcasm. I guess I should have used "good" instead of "well". Great spelling on your second post, btw. 

LOL at you LingOL at me LingOL at you LOL at my catch, which LOL at your "grammar" (I got it) LOL at my spelling, LOL at your LOLs 

[cireksu]

He just ate a sheep eyeball, and boiled some sheep meat in a volcanic boiling pool.

[opcat]

I have no interest in both those shows anymore after hearing them both them both say they don't like to kill animals.

F_U.   Animals are are worthless and would kill us and pick our bones dry.

Both are p***ies.

Let me have a show and i will kill a F-ing lion and bear and eat both over a fire.  Let me take along some barbeque sauce and spices.

[Trim]

I'd watch "The opcat show."