college for me...was interesting.
a few things of importance.
every girl was bangable.
every bar was full of bangable girls.
every bar had cheap: food, drinks, and girls.
i had one or two (at the most) classes a day.
i took NO math. (can you believe it?!?)
worked my ass off to support my hugh heffner-esk lifestyle.
never slept.
never cared.
now i live in a dump town where i pray the next car at the stoplight will be some hottie, topless and covered in baby oil.
(all of this said in a stan weber voice)