So I was in the mall last night...

[Wildcat Jack]

wearing my purple Kansas State hoodie.  A salesman says, "Hey, Kansas State.  Did you see the game this weekend?"  I say which one...cause I'm not sure if he's a Cyclown trying to trap me.  "He looks quizzical and says....against Nebraska."  I say, "No we got them this weekend."  He's now thoroughly confused....so I explain to him that Kansas beat Nebraska by the big margin not Kansas State.  He says, "Kansas...no way...they suck at football....Kansas State is the only ones that could've put that on them....Kansas, I didn't know they had a football team, don't they only play basketball....are you sure?"

[QuinnMac]

Obviously Johnson County

Probably the "Great Mall of the Great Plains"

[KSUTOMMY]

What city was this in? Anchorage, AK? After his puzzled look, you should have said, "that's OK Rip Van FU*KING Winkle... go back to sleep for another 10 yrs or so!" 

[Wildcat Jack]

Wisconsin...

Yeah, he doesn't have a clue....but, it's interesting that ku's 9 games of being good ....and KSU's last 4 years of mediocrity hasn't translated yet....

We need to get better soon before it does.

[lynchmb1029]

Wisconsin...

Yeah, he doesn't have a clue....but, it's interesting that ku's 9 games of being good ....and KSU's last 4 years of mediocrity hasn't translated yet....

We need to get better soon before it does.

Where in Wisconsins?

I just moved up here.......

[Newbie]

wearing my purple Kansas State hoodie.  A salesman says, "Hey, Kansas State.  Did you see the game this weekend?"  I say which one...cause I'm not sure if he's a Cyclown trying to trap me.  "He looks quizzical and says....against Nebraska."  I say, "No we got them this weekend."  He's now thoroughly confused....so I explain to him that Kansas beat Nebraska by the big margin not Kansas State.  He says, "Kansas...no way...they suck at football....Kansas State is the only ones that could've put that on them....Kansas, I didn't know they had a football team, don't they only play basketball....are you sure?"

Well at least he knew there were 2 different schools -- he's way ahead of the game in that regard.  People elsewhere generally draw no distinction between ku and KSU.  Does anyone in Kansas know the difference between New Mexico and NMSU?  Think of it that way.

[Wildcat Jack]

Janesville

[Catbanker]

Janesville?  Hey is there still an Eagles food store there?  I used to deliver sides of beef there from Dubuque Pack.  Although the best name for a grocery store in Wisconsin was Piggly Wiggly.   By the way, any decent bartender in Wisconsin makes a hell of an old fashion.  I prefer southern comfort old fashions myself....

also you need to make it to Lacrosse for Octoberfest.  It is wild or at least it used to be....

[mjrod]

wearing my purple Kansas State hoodie.  A salesman says, "Hey, Kansas State.  Did you see the game this weekend?"  I say which one...cause I'm not sure if he's a Cyclown trying to trap me.  "He looks quizzical and says....against Nebraska."  I say, "No we got them this weekend."  He's now thoroughly confused....so I explain to him that Kansas beat Nebraska by the big margin not Kansas State.  He says, "Kansas...no way...they suck at football....Kansas State is the only ones that could've put that on them....Kansas, I didn't know they had a football team, don't they only play basketball....are you sure?"

Alan Evridge got a job at the mall?

Good for him.

[Wildcat Jack]

Janesville?  Hey is there still an Eagles food store there?  I used to deliver sides of beef there from Dubuque Pack.  Although the best name for a grocery store in Wisconsin was Piggly Wiggly.   By the way, any decent bartender in Wisconsin makes a hell of an old fashion.  I prefer southern comfort old fashions myself....

also you need to make it to Lacrosse for Octoberfest.  It is wild or at least it used to be....

Piggly Wiggly right down the road...no Eagles

Beer, sausage, cheese, brandy old fashions, polka, and friday fish fry.....when I watch That 70's Show re-runs it's really not an escape from everyday reality.

Alan Evridge got a job at the mall?

Good for him

Ya gotta be tough to work at this mall, no FP's....plus they don't provide any lockers