They also have Phil and Paul and Bob and the Tour de France !
<-- Bob! 
Maybe they could give a little pep talk. Our defense just needs to dig into the suitcase of courage, and tackle like men possessed.
My goodness me !
Our Defense needs to throw a spanner into things !
and get the bit between their teeth.
and suffer like they've never suffered before.
then the defense needs to tackle like scalded cats.
and come down the finishing straight like a grand prix motorcar !
I love Phil's commentary !