Improper benefits from a ku booster?

[michigancat]

 

This past week I was back in Ta for a bachelor party. We were out at the nudies, and in walks Kaun and Case. I talk to the guys a little bit, and I notice what Case ordered to drink. I go up to the bar and I grab one of the girls. I gave her about 5 bucks to take the drink to Case, put her ta tas in his face and say ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!!!

He loved it!

Also, when I was sitting and talking with them, Case points over to one of the stages as two girls were somehow swinging on a pole upside down in unison, and says to Kaun, "They ain't doing this in Russia"

Hilarious!

OMG this is an incredibly gay thread.

http://mb24.scout.com/fkansasinsiderfrm3.showMessage?topicID=72649.topic

[fatty fat fat]

LOL

[Dan Rydell]

I noticed that Doc went to school with Darnell Valentine.  That guy really *is* a cranky old man.

[JesusShuttlesworth]

NCAA anyone?  This would be a story of interest to them I'm sure:

Working at a shoe store at West Ridge Mall in Topeka. Keith Langford comes in and tries on a pair of Timberland boots, likes them and decides to buy them.

He was ready to pay but said he only had his "Dad's credit card" he told me I could call his "dad" for his "approval"

I figured, sure it's Keith Langford.

So he dialed his cell and gave it to me so I could check things out with his "dad" (I felt like Navin R. Johnson "As long as we got a voucher!")

So he bought the shoes, made a joke about some pink boots that we sold for men...and I wished him luck in the season.

[sonofdaxjones]

LOL ... what do you expect from a program where the head freaking coach tells boosters its "okay" for them to send players money. 

The saddest part of fall, is the Squawk defense of that is; it supposedly only happened AFTER their Senior season was over.   However, any dumb$hit who has ever read even the most basic "guide to boosters" or attended the most basic course on NCAA rules, knows that just because your senior season is over, doesn't mean your still NOT under NCAA guidelines.   There can't even be any implied "benefits" after the kid graduates.   I am sure that happens, but you can't say $hit like "once you graduate you'll be taken care of". 

You're still an NCAA athlete as long as your attending an NCAA school and your eligibility clock is still in force, and the clock runs off of academic years NOT sports seasons.

 

[WILDCAT NATION]

Interesting...I've got stories on Whatley, Pierce, Thomas, Vaughn, Ostertag...and a few other scrubs from the mid-90's.

Jaron Rush is my all time favorite brush with a "celebrity".

[BooyahKU]

You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile.

[fatty fat fat]

Booya, WTF is wrong with you?

I was in my buddies BMW once, and was cruising around campus. I was going to make a left to go in front of Learned, and had my blinker on, but at the last minute i decided to go straight, i almost ran CJ Giles over. I tried to give him a sorry wave, but he didn't seem to care.

One time i was at the Hawk, and there was Kirk. He was bombed, and a really, really drunk girl had him out on the dance floor. (middle of his junior season mind you.) And this wasted chick falls over on the dance floor, taking KH down with him. My eyes kinda popped open to make sure he was ok, sure enough, he was fine, otherwise, i would have killed that girl.

[BooyahKU]

what's wrong with that?

[sonofdaxjones]

I was in my buddies BMW once, by myself as usual, and was cruising around campus. I was going to make a left to go in front of Learned, and had my blinker on, but at the last minute i decided to go straight, i almost ran CJ Giles over. I tried to give him a sorry wave, but he didn't seem to care.

One time i was at the Hawk, and there was Kirk. He was bombed, and a really, really drunk girl had him out on the dance floor. (middle of his junior season mind you.) And this wasted chick falls over on the dance floor, taking KH down with him. My eyes kinda popped open to make sure he was ok, sure enough, he was fine, otherwise, i would have killed that girl.  I then went home by myself as usual, I had sweet man-love dreams about Kirk, I masturbated twice thinking about Kirk and then went to sleep.  The next morning Doc Naismith made a booty call, we cuddled and then went to lunch.

[BooyahKU]

I was in my buddies BMW once, by myself as usual, and was cruising around campus. I was going to make a left to go in front of Learned, and had my blinker on, but at the last minute i decided to go straight, i almost ran CJ Giles over. I tried to give him a sorry wave, but he didn't seem to care.

One time i was at the Hawk, and there was Kirk. He was bombed, and a really, really drunk girl had him out on the dance floor. (middle of his junior season mind you.) And this wasted chick falls over on the dance floor, taking KH down with him. My eyes kinda popped open to make sure he was ok, sure enough, he was fine, otherwise, i would have killed that girl.  I then went home by myself as usual, I had sweet man-love dreams about Kirk, I masturbated twice thinking about Kirk and then went to sleep.  The next morning Doc Naismith made a booty call, we cuddled and then went to lunch.

Bingo!

[michigancat]

Smoked many a blunt w/ Gooden (he used to trade us tickets for schwag - got to sit w/ the players parents a lot. you can't @#%$ about the players screwing up if you're sitting next to their mom and dad).

Did shrooms w/ Lester. He's perhaps the biggest idiot i've ever met.

I used to work with Patrick Brown (LB for the football team about a decade or so back) and he told a great LaFrentz story. He said he played him one on one for $5 at Robinson and beat him. LaFrentz said "ok, let's do it again, only this time, I'll spot you 9 (playing to 10) and mine only count if I dunk it." LaFrentz won. Brown was no slouch - BIG OLE DUDE!

I saw Jeff Carey in a rec league about two months ago at tomahawk sports dome. it was a very good league, as Jeff had his hands full with some dude (around 35) about 6 10 with handles and a shot. I don't know who he was, but he wore a UMKC practice jersey. He was bringing it up the court and playing guard.

I have a PP NB story that makes me sick to my stomach. One night my roomies and I were playing spades until around 4 AM. My roomies brother left to go home and rode in the elevator with a girl that was crying and really upset. He asked her what was wrong, and she said Nick and Paul tried to rape her but she got away. It's all heresay, but I could see it happen. She's an idiot for being there at 4AM by herself, but it is still disturbing.....

I'm sure this will get deleted due to the drug and rape references, but at least I told some of my stories

 

[Saulbadguy]

NB=?

[michigancat]

Nick Bradford.

I think he was the "supplier" for the BB team and was spotted on Paul Pierce's crib just hanging out.  Supposedly PP really liked the supply.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dirtiest program this side of blowU

[BooyahKU]

it's a bummer no one on your campus even recognizes your bball players, otherwise they might have some fun with them.

[BooyahKU]

they might have some fun with them.

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attempted rape?

Sure, draw whatever conclusions you would like.  Do you think anything will actually happen b/c of what's posted on that thread?

[michigancat]

they might have some fun with them.

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attempted rape?

Sure, draw whatever conclusions you would like. Do you think anything will actually happen b/c of what's posted on that thread?

Do you honestly think anyone here thinks it will?

[BooyahKU]

they might have some fun with them.

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attempted rape?

Sure, draw whatever conclusions you would like. Do you think anything will actually happen b/c of what's posted on that thread?

Do you honestly think anyone here thinks it will?

Highly doubtful, but sometimes you underestimate your brethern.  you guys love to bitch and moan about this kind of crap so much and bring any kind of negative attention to it as much as possible.  if you were mizzou fans, you would be calling for an investigation by the Star.

[michigancat]

they might have some fun with them.

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attempted rape?

Sure, draw whatever conclusions you would like. Do you think anything will actually happen b/c of what's posted on that thread?

Do you honestly think anyone here thinks it will?

Highly doubtful, but sometimes you underestimate your brethern. you guys love to bitch and moan about this kind of S**T so much and bring any kind of negative attention to it as much as possible. if you were mizzou fans, you would be calling for an investigation by the Star.

[sonofdaxjones]

No booyah was seperated at birth from MooseSquawk.

Some friends from High School who were a couple of years behind me in high school had one of the party houses just off campus at ku and they said Danny and most of the "miracles' practically lived there bonging it up all day.   They said if that if all the white bandwagon ku fan housewives in JoCo knew what their "boys" were really up to, they'd poop.

[Saulbadguy]

Meh...who really cares what an athlete does at parties and crap.  Drinking & smoking is a victimless crime. 

[Saulbadguy]

LOL

The thread was deleted!

[BooyahKU]

Meh...who really cares what an athlete does at parties and S**T.  Drinking & smoking is a victimless crime. 

Why can't people see this?

[sonofdaxjones]

Meh...who really cares what an athlete does at parties and S**T.  Drinking & smoking is a victimless crime. 

I don't care at all ... it's just funny knowing how squawkville takes the whole "our good kids" BS to a whole new level.

[Saulbadguy]

Meh...who really cares what an athlete does at parties and S**T.  Drinking & smoking is a victimless crime. 

I don't care at all ... it's just funny knowing how squawkville takes the whole "our good kids" BS to a whole new level.

That's true.  The tuxedo crap brings it to a whole new level. 

[BooyahKU]

Meh...who really cares what an athlete does at parties and S**T.  Drinking & smoking is a victimless crime. 

I don't care at all ... it's just funny knowing how squawkville takes the whole "our good kids" BS to a whole new level.

Call me out if you ever see me doing it.