This isn't close to what you guys are talking about, but I had a crazy dream last night and it seemed self-involved to start a whole new thread about it. Here it is:
So it's next football season, yet we're still playing ku at home. The game is in BSFS but it's been different. The seats are way closer to the field and there's really nothing separating the stands from the action. It's kind of like a little high school stadium in that the fans get to their seats from the field side. There's also no structure as to where people have to sit. It's all GA, yet people tend to sit where they sit now. However, for this game/dream, I sit in the front row on the east side around the south 10-yard line. The stadium is no longer a "bowl" - you can enter/exit at field level through the south corners.
ku jumps out 54-7 or something in the 1st quarter and I get disgusted and leave. I go to what I thought was a bar, but it's more of a cafeteria. Once there, I learn the game isn't even on tv other than ppv that this cafeteria isn't getting. The tv is showing basically a ESPN gametracker type screen. As soon as I get there, KSU starts a comeback. Early in the 3rd quarter, with both teams in the 40-60 point range and KSU down 11, we get a touchdown. RP goes for 2, apparently so that a FG will tie. Even in dreamworld, he's a jackass. The conversion fails and the game moves on.
Here the game details get sketchy, but it's back and forth the rest of the way and I eventually go back to the game. I can only squeeze into the Southeast end zone where the bulk of the ku fans are. ku eventually wins the game by a point, going back to RP's indefensible decision to go for 2. ku fans rush the field, mainly because the seats are essentially on the field and they're generally being jackasses. I'm not as angry at the ku fans as I am at RP for just putting KSU fans through this misery and depriving current students of all the good times I had. I see RP shuffling off towards the Southwest corner of the field - apparently he was just going to head out to the parking lot. He seems oblivious to the utter mess he's caused here. I go out towards mid-field and yell "you suck!" He ignores me so I yell "man, you're horrible, look what you've done." He turns to me and in a Suge Knight voice, bellows, "man, suck my muthaf*cking d*ck!" I say, "no dude, just f*ck you." He says, "hey, f*ck this" and pulls out a gun and points it at me. The dream version of me, knowing RP probably sucks at everything including shooting, nonchalantly turns and walks away. I hear him shoot multiple times, none of them coming close to me.
That's when I woke up. I seemed to realize this had actually happened, notwithstanding that none of the premise makes sense. I turned on ESPN hoping I could hear the approximately 87-86 score and confirm this was true. That didn't happen and I thought "I don't need to hear this, I know it happened" and went back to sleep. Then I woke up for real at a normal time and somehow remembered this all (I normally don't remember dreams in this much detail) and laughed. In thinking how the dream concluded, I hope that RP ended up shooting some innocent bystander, was arrested and fired, and a new coach came in to save KSU football.
Thoughts?
