I'm definitely favoring "Your Mom's House".
Guy 1: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Guy 2: I'm going to Your Mom's House to get &@#%ed up and bang skanks.
Guy 1: Hey jerkface! Not cool!
Guy 2: Sorry buddy! I meant the bar, not your whore mother!
Guy 1 and Guy 2: ROFFLESAUCE!