THIS JUST IN.... FROM LINCOLN!

[ksu13]

LATE BREAKING NEWS!

Tom Osborne has been fired by the Nebraska Cornhusker Chancellor for not producing any wins, in any sport today at Nebraska.  Instead the Nebraska Cornhuskers have decided to use their unlimited supply of donor cash to lure the only feasible AD that will perfectly fit the program and be within every standard that is required by the spoiled Nebraska Cornhusker Nation.  This AD will not only make every sport at Nebraska successful, but will constantly produce a plethora of undefeated sporting teams.  This is what is asked of by the Husker Nation.  This is the AD that they have been looking for, for a very long time.  Please welcome the podium...  Jesus! 

Jesus has also decided that it would be paramount that he personally coach the football team.  He will not only be the Head Coach, but will split his time completing the everyday tasks as well as all game day tasks of both the offensive and defensive coordinators.  Jesus will also handle all recruiting duties, which looks to be a very challenging year.

Welcome to Husker Nation.  Enjoy your stay, while it lasts!

[cyclist]

LOL !

Nebraska football is definately a cult.

[doom]

LATE BREAKING NEWS!

Tom Osborne has been fired by the Nebraska Cornhusker Chancellor for not producing any wins, in any sport today at Nebraska.  Instead the Nebraska Cornhuskers have decided to use their unlimited supply of donor cash to lure the only feasible AD that will perfectly fit the program and be within every standard that is required by the spoiled Nebraska Cornhusker Nation.  This AD will not only make every sport at Nebraska successful, but will constantly produce a plethora of undefeated sporting teams.  This is what is asked of by the Husker Nation.  This is the AD that they have been looking for, for a very long time.  Please welcome the podium...  Jesus! 

Jesus has also decided that it would be paramount that he personally coach the football team.  He will not only be the Head Coach, but will split his time completing the everyday tasks as well as all game day tasks of both the offensive and defensive coordinators.  Jesus will also handle all recruiting duties, which looks to be a very challenging year.

Welcome to Husker Nation.  Enjoy your stay, while it lasts!

They wouldn't have to worry about injuries.  Badum ching!

[Pittcat]

This new ADHCOCDCRC may be a little more selective in regards to recruits' moral ineptitude.

[Dirty Sanchez]

He forgives all the hair dragging if they accept their head coach into their heart.

[KSUTOMMY]

I understand that even though he will not need a headset, as he will already know all the plays that will be called on both teams - he has signed a deal with Nike to make him some sandals with cleats.

OK, on that note, I will see the rest of you all in hell!