Sorry I came to the party a little late. I agree with the top 10/bottom 5 idea.
Frankly I'm a little surprised I was mentioned in anyone's top 5 at all. Thank you very much to those who mentioned me.
My top 10:
1. Kat Kid. Well-read, insightful, level-headed and hilarious. I'm honored that he thinks I can write, considering I'm not sure I understand half of what he reads.
2. Rusty Although we are nearly polar opposites and rarely agree on anything, his analysis and lack of bias always keep me reading. His work on the phog is legendary (i.e. McCoy < Reesing material). If I am down after a loss, he always brings me back to reality.
3. pissclams Pure...unadulterated...hilarity.
4. Chico Love the game threads gems.
5. Shocker Regularly entertaining. Amazing that he transitioned from troll to solid poster.
6. Chum Consistently cryptic, satirical and funny.
7. Chupa Some will consider this bias, but every time I pass along one of his gifs (i.e. Self's "blame the big 12") to a friend it gets mega-laughs. His visual contributions cannot be undervalued. Consider the top-notch emoticons he created, gif thread.
8. Hatter This is solely based on analysis, which is pristine quality, yet can occasionally be a bit dry for my particular taste.
9. Slimz Endzone Dive material alone qualifies.
10. This spot is reserved for up and comers, HM's and people with low post counts.
The list: Steve Dave, asava, fatty, sys, Saul, waks
Worst 5:
1. Jeffy-has nothing to do with the spring game incident, otherwise I'd have included Sanchez/LC/MAHW
2. Pittcat (mostly for biting at my longhorn sock so much) Pittcat is improving, however.
3. Meatbag-Sorry dude, you seem like a nice guy, but I rarely even understand what it is you're saying.
4. Stunner (the whole body of work)-Improving, but not a good start.
5. WWBalla - If this isn't a sock, the posted pic of Balla's self, strange penchant for 311 music, and confusing Springsteen with Mellencamp are inexcusable.
Dishonorable mention: kstate16, PoetWarrior, opcat, scubasteve, gocatsgo, Racquetball Ninja
OT: 5 worst trolls
1. BMW- That meltdown thread is epic. Doesn't know when to stop sharing personal info, leaves every ku game at half (and admits it), haughty and dangerously delusional sense of self-worth, etc, etc, etc.
2. MissChan..whatever. Schtick is tired. Failed at ku. Going to UMKC. Much like BMW, never entertaining.
3. Flaming ku /colorado...just awful. Not funny in the slightest.
4. The Beav..short career but low reading comprehension. Could use a cerebral enema.
5. Bandwagon Creighton/NU fan-Can't ever seem to stop crying.