Damn, the first jayhawk response was "scoreboard" -- I was expecting it to be "Oh yeah, well Prince is fat too...."
To which I say -- I would love for Prince to eventually be the first coach in division 1 football to patrol the sidelines in a rascal scooter. How fracking awesome would it be to see Jordy breaking away for a touchdown, and Prince following on the sideline in his scooter, beeping the horn! Or to see Prince lead the guys onto the field in his purple rascal scooter with a wildcat helmet magnet on the side, and the large orange flag on the back so he doesn't get lost in the crowd.
If Prince ever gets that large, the athletic department really needs to look into setting that up.