Lou Holtz: ku for real

[tmramrod91]

College football live

Holtz: ku has to be for real, you dont put up those kind of numbers and your not for real.
Rece Davis : ku is 3rd in the country in total offense, 3rd in total defense, and another important statistic: ku's opponents have a grand total of 3 wins vs 1-A teams.

LOL

 

[pufizzle]

Holtz also predicted ND to have 8-10 wins this year.   

[ksuftballfan1]

i just saw that, i was cracking up

[ArchE_Cat]

Lou also says: "ku outscored the two common opponents they had with Purdue by 18 points a game! They're for real"

Mark May says: "Didn't you just say that Purdue was a very average football team?"



Lou Holtz for Prethedent!!!!

Lou also said: "Brandon Mac..Mc...Ma..ma...Mcend...McAnderszen..." 

[WorldWideBalla21]

College football live

Holtz: ku has to be for reals, yous donth put up dose kind of numbersh and yourth not for real.
Rece Davis : ku is 3rd in the country in total offense, 3rd in total defense, and another important statistic: ku's opponents have a grand total of 3 wins vs 1-A teams.

LOL

 
http://www.sendspace.com/file/tbmglh

fixed.

[jester66]

Maybe Lou can give one of those fake pep talks after the game.  After all, he may very well be on the short list to replace Jabba at the end of the year.

[lynchmb1029]

Holtz is like everyones delirious grandpa, Im not sure why ESPN keeps him around. His mock 'pep talks' are fun though, right?

[Pittcat]

His Auburn/Florida prediction landed him in the Florida Senate campaign.

[Fledermaus]

Here is a great example of the respect the world has for Lou's insight:
http://www.collegegameballs.com/2007/09/14/create-the-caption-2/

[BostonPancake]

Wow...ku is sooo screwed.  Poor bastards.  They didn't even see it coming.

[phicat1448]

If lou would just swallow the cum thats always in his throat when he talks I may be able to tolerate him.

[Pittcat]

Lou just did a magic trick on his peptalk!  weaksauce!

[Pontius Pearslice]

Kisth of death.

[michigancat]

Doesn't Lou Holtz post here from time to time?

[dmartin]

thank god lou put his curse on someone other than us for once. 

[WildWillie21]

So ole Lou does another babbling pep talk tonight on SC...This time to fake Florida before the fake LSU game.

While in the midst of one of his better ones yet, that I've seen, he whips out a newspaper, and starts babbling uncomprehensibly. He then proceeds to tear this paper to shreds while still spitting on himself and looking like my 83 yr old grandad after a half gallon of whiskey. Everything appears to be going as per usual when all of a sudden the f*cking paper that he just tore up comes firing back up in on gawdamned piece. I about sh*t my f*cking pants.

This man is God I tell you. 

[waks]

So ole Lou does another babbling pep talk tonight on SC...This time to fake Florida before the fake LSU game.

While in the midst of one of his better ones yet, that I've seen, he whips out a newspaper, and starts babbling uncomprehensibly. He then proceeds to tear this paper to shreds while still spitting on himself and looking like my 83 yr old grandad after a half gallon of whiskey. Everything appears to be going as per usual when all of a sudden the f*cking paper that he just tore up comes firing back up in on gawdamned piece. I about sh*t my f*cking pants.

This man is God I tell you. 

I'll probably save on making fun of him for awhile.. You never know.

[KSUTOMMY]

Lou Holtz is like that homeless guy who sits at the bus stop babbling about "Back in my day..." Yeah, yeah, yeah... thanks Lou - we've heard it all before! If you were worth a FU*K you would still be in coaching... go kill yourself please!

[KSU176]

Its okay.  Lou Holtz will die soon.

[oneuponaggies]

Did lou use one of these  ?  Becaue if he did it would be awesome!   

[CatsNShocks]

So...and I'm just guessing here...not a lot of Lou Holtz fans in the Wildcat Nation.

[oneuponaggies]

Lou Holtz "a hypocrite is someone who complains about the sex and violence on their VCR"

[kst8cat]

So...and I'm just guessing here...not a lot of Lou Holtz fans in the Wildcat Nation.

After what Lou Holtz did in 1994 by taking ND to the Fiesta Bowl with a 6-4-1 record and effectively pushing KSU back to the Aloha Bowl, you could say I'm not a big fan of his.  Here is a great article by Mike Lupica on the subject.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n24_v218/ai_15974136

[KSUTOMMY]

Right before the bowl invite:
Lou: "WE DONT DESERVE A BOWL... I would be embarrassed to go to a bowl game with his team's record!"
Bowl A-Holes: "Psst, hey Lou - you want 3 mil? Just drag your raggetty-ass team out to Tempe!"
Lou: "Err, I umm - We deserve to go (to the Fiesta) off our play for the last four games!"

[danconiacopper]

Holy crap...the only thing I got from this thread is that someone here actually think Arthur Brown might come to KSU! Bwahahahahahaha.