start drinking mj, start drinking, let your feelings spew out onto the board
That would be whey ghey
What's becoming increasingly gay is all your obsession in trying to make everything gay.

here let me help you out
if you dont like getting milkshakes because you dont like sucking that hard for a liquid, your not gay
if you're idea of a rusty trombone has nothing to do w/ a musical instrument you're gay
if your bi, you're gay
if you like to see how much can fit into your mouth at one time, and how far back it will go, you're gay
does this help?
edit forgot one, if you're emo you're very gay