Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))

[jeffy]

Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?

[WorldWideBalla21]

Shake your dick senseless.

[FBWillie]

I had tried the taint press, but my taint is unusually smelly and is often hard to get all of the smell off of my finger.  I had to venture other options.

So, I bought the khakis that are scotch guarded.  Now, the piss just drips all the way down my leg and hits my shoe.   If you keep your shoes shined, then this is no problem.

[Kat Kid]

I had tried the taint press, but my taint is unusually smelly and is often hard to get all of the smell off of my finger.  I had to venture other options.

So, I bought the khakis that are scotch guarded.  Now, the piss just drips all the way down my leg and hits my shoe.   If you keep your shoes shined, then this is no problem.

QFT!  When I worked as a janitor in high school and wore Dickies everyday this was never a problem!

Memories....

[dr00d]

Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?

sounds like cake lyrics.

This thread is gold.  You would never ever hear this discussion anywhere else but an anonymous bulletin board system.   

[WildCatzPhreak]

I can't believe it took me this long to discover this thread.

I too had this problem, and I too was a 'zipper only' kinda guy when using the facilities.  I recommend the following, in this order:

1) Abandon the zipper only method.  It's basically impossible to keep all pressure off the johnson, even if you don't feel it.  Even a tiny bit will leave some drip.

2) If that doesn't work, the 'tuck' method is a great coverup.  Much better than the shirt method, because I'd rather have drip in the bottom of my boxers than my shirt.

3) Consider not wearing Khaki's.



Never tried the taint method.  I'm intrigued.

[AzCat]

I have this problem too but since the spots show up only below the knee it's not really an issue.

[dr00d]

I have this problem too but since the spots show up only below the knee it's not really an issue.

ba dum ching


another good one is *unzip*

"damn that water is cold"

[KSt8er]

another good one is *unzip*

"damn that water's cold"

"deep too"

[Racquetball_Ninja]

*Warning*

Watch how hard you push the sphincter area... while pushing a little will most definitely get out any extra urine; pushing too hard will have the adverse affect and make you sh*t yourself. 

It didn't happen to me personally, I had to watch a training video on it when I was in the military.  Its used as an emergency enema when you're out in the suck and constipation moves in. 

[greasd up deaf guy]

kudos to all contributors. I don't check "The Dive" for a couple days and I miss this thread.

[michigancat]

Update after a few days of using the "prostate push"/"taint tap":

1)  Definitely increases the time between trips to the can.  You get the tank emptier.
2)  I'm not able to control the flow well enough to keep the toilet seat down, which I can usually handle using my old method.  Control is adequate when seat is up, hopefully I can make the progression to always keeping the seat down.

[Kat Kid]

Update after a few days of using the "prostate push"/"taint tap":

1)  Definitely increases the time between trips to the can.  You get the tank emptier.
2)  I'm not able to control the flow well enough to keep the toilet seat down, which I can usually handle using my old method.  Control is adequate when seat is up, hopefully I can make the progression to always keeping the seat down.

Congrats Rusty!  We're all rooting for ya!

[michigancat]

I just want everyone to know, that when I do this, I am so proud of myself, and like want to brag about it to my wife and friends, like:

"Hey, I learned this awesome trick on the internet".

Then I realize how weird this would be.

Any tips on bringing it up in conversation so I can brag?

Thanks in advance.

[pissclams]

 

[Kat Kid]

I just want everyone to know, that when I do this, I am so proud of myself, and like want to brag about it to my wife and friends, like:

"Hey, I learned this awesome trick on the internet".

Then I realize how weird this would be.

Any tips on bringing it up in conversation so I can brag?

Thanks in advance.

Yeah, I'd probably just chalk this one up as a 'personal victory' and maybe pass it on to your kid when he's peeing all over his big-boy pull-ups.

[viper020509]

i just found a new technique where you slip your thumb in there for the push it works really well and looks totally normal. Perfect for urinal situations

[steve dave]

Gonna need a diagram bro.  Not seeing it 

[Dirty Sanchez]

A baby cub dumpster dove this thread?

[cireksu]

I'm a zipper only guy too, hate having to undue my belt and retuck the shirt etc.  I've had this problem before.  I always have a folder/notebook in hand when going to the john because of it.

[FBWillie]

i just found a new technique where you slip your thumb in there for the push it works really well and looks totally normal. Perfect for urinal situations

Do you know what the taint is?   cause that doesn't sound possible.

[chum1]

Anyone else ever find it odd that rustycat didn't mind the piss in his pants, but only the possibility that others could see it?  Gross.

[Thin Blue Line]

WOW!  stunner's advice works great!

One small problem, however.  I am a "zipper only" pisser.  I do not completely unbutton my pants, my hands and massive unit make the "zipper window" extremely tight when going for that last extra release.

That said, no dribble!  Next, I will try Jeffy's advice.

 

i can't imagine doing it any other way, hopefully you find a technique that suits your body type.

Try this one. I hear it works great. Might need help from your bestest friend, though.

[dlew12]

This was a problem for me for 18 years, till I found the trick:

Just grab your dick right where shafter meet pelvis.  Grip the vain (urethra maybe? I'm not a doctor.) underneath and squeeze that sucker upward.  You'll notice a few more drops come out.  Works. every. time.

[ew2x4]

This was a problem for me for 18 years, till I found the trick:

Just grab your dick right where shafter meet pelvis.  Grip the vain (urethra maybe? I'm not a doctor.) underneath and squeeze that sucker upward.  You'll notice a few more drops come out.  Works. every. time.

The milking the cow technique. I like it.

[KSU176]

Thanks to Viper for bringing life back to this thread.  A little refresher is always good.

[hemmy]

I have been trying this off and on since I seen this thread a while ago.  I have had mixed results.  Sometimes it works amazing and its like my second bladder was just opened, others nothing happens at all.

[KSU176]

I have been trying this off and on since I seen this thread a while ago.  I have had mixed results.  Sometimes it works amazing and its like my second bladder was just opened, others nothing happens at all.

Same here.  Although, my success rate is pretty high. 94.5% or so.

[viper020509]

I just wanted to bring back the thread, the thumb technique was when i was drunk, seemed like a good idea at the time

[kst8catfan]

The gym sox roll I keep in the front of my chinos usually soaks up this affliction, not to mention giving me that massive, Johnny Wad appearance we all strive for.