Top Ten reasons Cats will win Saturday

[NorthChamps07]

10. ku is on the road
9. We are at home
8. We are battle tested
7. uk is not battle tested
6. Team speed
5. Playing cupcakes allows you to ignore rust
4. Bye week+ cupcake+ Lynchmob D= Lights out Reesing(Good call KSUCats)
3. JF + JN + DM + JJ + LP = Too much for uk
2. We are better than them!
1. Head Coach Ron Prince  

[Pett]

1. Todd Reesing.

[Dirty Sanchez]

3.14.  Student section will distract mm with pie.

[Pittcat]

Mangina doesn't eat pie, he dumps about a hundred of them into a massive tub and bathes in it.  But the distraction factor is still there.