ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread

[GoodForAnother]

Alright, it's simple enough, it's an Italian sonnet.  You've got your 14 lines.  The first eight lines (octave -- two quatrains) set up the story and the last six lines (the sestet) resolve the story.  The first eight lines are in the a-b-b-a rhyme scheme.  The sestet can use either c-d-e-c-d-e and c-d-c-c-d-c.  All lines must be in iambic pentameter.

Just write a f***ing limerick.

[ChiefCatchacold]

poetry smack is the only way to go

[jeffy]

I can't wait for the limerick thread.

[Pontius Pearslice]

I can't wait for the limerick thread.

There once was a man called Mangino
They say he once ate a bambino
He's scared of our growl
And he wipes with a towel
Cause his ass is the size of Reno

[sonofdaxjones]

I can't wait for the limerick thread.

There once was a man called Mangino
They say he once ate a bambino
He's scared of our growl
And he wipes with a towel
Cause his ass is the size of Reno

 

[cyclist]

I'm sorry, but sonnets are kwho 

Limericks, OTOH are bitchin' !   

[konofo]

For dax:


When explaining how they're so diverse,
BMW's statement was terse:
 "While you're perfectly right
 That we're all lily white,
At least half of our men tote a purse!"


kono

[GoodForAnother]

I'm sorry, but sonnets are kwho 

Limericks, OTOH are bitchin' !   

Agreed.  I really only started this thread as a joke.  I didn't honestly expect anyone to write any sonnets about ku.  The Sonnet thread is now officially the Limerick thread.

There once a state on the Plains,
Where half of the folks had brains.
Those that cheered for K-State,
God thought of as "just great."
But the ku fans had AIDS in their veins.

[GoodForAnother]

dp

[doom]

There once was a fat man named Mark
Who spent his whole life in the dark
Then one day he said F*ck it
and pulled his head out of the KFC crispy chicken bucket.
And put his new football team's losing record in park.

[GoodForAnother]

This post?  Yeah, it doesn't matter.

[doom]

There once was a big fat ole' queer.
Who looked like he'd chugged too much beer.
So he coached and he coached,
Until he approached
an epic 6-6 year.

[cyclist]

This thread is now kick ass !

8)

[bullhawkey]

The grape sheeplovers the towel revered
believing its power universally feared
but their masters on the Kaw
easily exposed their big flaw
which was a sexual preference quite queered

[konofo]

The grape sheeplovers the towel revered
believing its power universally feared
but their masters on the Kaw
easily exposed their big flaw
which was a sexual preference quite queered

What an abortion.



kono

[bullhawkey]

The grape sheeplovers the towel revered
believing its power universally feared
but their masters on the Kaw
easily exposed their big flaw
which was a sexual preference quite queered

What an abortion.



kono

Glad you were able to appreciate it -- even if it was only through the assistance of learning disability materials.  We're all pulling for you, Kono.

[PurpleReign]

There once was a guy named Reesing
Playing time he was leasing
Confused for a smurf
Pick him up off the turf
Mid 3rd quarter he'll be peacing

[konofo]

There was a dim squab named bullhawkey
Whose limericks read rather rocky.
No concept of meter
To offer his reader;
It's best to ignore that cock jockey.

kono

[PurpleReign]

There was a dim squab named bullhawkey
Whose limericks read rather rocky.
No concept of meter
To offer his reader;
It's best to ignore that cock jockey.

kono

Poetry OWNAGE

[bullhawkey]

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

[Pittcat]

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

Work on your meter.  Kono already pointed that out.  You're 12 aren't you?

[doom]

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

That's awful, and you can't use form twice.

[konofo]

It's stunning you even retorted,
I wonder what drugs you just snorted.
Go learn about rhythm,
And quit slurping jizm,
Then come back with rhymes less distorted.

kono

[GoodForAnother]

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

Wow!  You rhymed "form" with "form!"

Is that you, 50 Cent?

[doom]

Bullhawkey is a was a weak ass ku fan
Who live most of his life in a van
Snorted Cocaine
And was in lots of pain
Cause' he took it in the ass from a man

[bullhawkey]

Bullhawkey is a was a weak ass ku fan
Who live most of his life in a van
Snorted Cocaine
And was in lots of pain
Cause' he took it in the ass from a man

So tongue tied and bested that "is a was a" is the best you can do.

'Nuff said!

[konofo]

If the best you can say is "nuff said,"
I must recommend silence instead.
You're completely outclassed,
You should run away fast;
But first, out from your ass pull your head.

kono

[The1BigWillie]

As I watched the stadium rock,
I sat by a sobbing jayhawk.
I asked why do you cry?
Said his mate went in dry,
and refused to spit on his cock.

[dlew12]

There once was a shorty named todd
Who had a rather small bod
He plays for the hawks
And chokes on 3 cawks
While Mangino and Talib both applaud

[AzCat]

Kono clearly wins the KSUFans.com travelling smackdown trophy this month.