Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for

[sonofdaxjones]

Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

[stormnut]

Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

Ressing Floats more balls than Mangio floats turds after taking a crap

[Pittcat]

Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

Ressing Floats more balls than Mangio floats turds after taking a crap

While Reesing does float many passes, with the amount Mangina ingests, I'm thinking his turds are more like an iceberg than a simple floating turd.

[PurplePowerhouse]

Wow, those are some disturbing mental pictures.  Thanks a**holes 

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

Ressing Floats more balls than Mangio floats turds after taking a crap

While Reesing does float many passes, with the amount Mangina ingests, I'm thinking his turds are more like an iceberg than a simple floating turd.

More like Icebergs when they break off the shelf and crash into the ocean.  Is there a chance that every time that guy takes a dump somebody has to come in and clean the floor due to the water being splashed around?  Maybe that's what the towel's for. 

[pufizzle]

God, every time he takes a dump, or for that matter sits down, it would be like a 300 pound kid was sitting on his lap.  That would suck.

[ksuno1stunner]

Looks like the weather still projects to be windy.

Advantage: KSU

[WildCatzPhreak]

That poor ass-wiping grad student.

[RonLongshaft]

do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

[Dirty Sanchez]

do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

[Pittcat]

do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

I'd like an engineer's opinion on this.  I'm thinking Mangina has a stainless steel reinforced crapper.  Those asscheeks have got to be pretty spongy.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Back on the topic of wind, won't they have to strap reesing to the ground to keep him from blowing away?

[Pittcat]

weighted cleats.  But uk isn't worried he still runs a 3.8 sec 40.

[Wildcat Jack]

do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

I'd like an engineer's opinion on this.  I'm thinking Mangina has a stainless steel reinforced crapper.  Those asscheeks have got to be pretty spongy.

 

While porcelain is brittle it is very strong (especially in compression).  The only issue with porcelain would be if there's a sudden dynamic force applied.  The question then becomes is there enough to cushion that shock or is there a system in place to ease him into position........

[Pittcat]

do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

I'd like an engineer's opinion on this.  I'm thinking Mangina has a stainless steel reinforced crapper.  Those asscheeks have got to be pretty spongy.

 

While porcelain is brittle it is very strong (especially in compression).  The only issue with porcelain would be if there's a sudden dynamic force applied.  The question then becomes is there enough to cushion that shock or is there a system in place to ease him into position........

That oughta do.

[KSUTOMMY]

do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

He had the government contractor who made Leavenworth's concrete toilets for the cells make him one of those out of pre-stressed concrete. 

[RonLongshaft]

turns they just hold him up of the river

[WildWillie21]

turns they just hold him up of the river

 

[Pittcat]

turns they just hold him up of the river

So what you're saying is, BMW should be mad at Mangina for pollution, not his gas chugging SUV.

[SuperSoulFighter]

Dax should replace Brian Busby:

Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 88. Breezy, with a south wind between 15 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph.