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September 30, 2007, 09:40:03 AM
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Sorry if it's been posted already....

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/scipio-tex/texas-football-liveblogging-texaskansas-state

my favorite line, after our first TD drive:

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That drive was a methodical rape.

September 30, 2007, 09:41:15 AM
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best line IMO:


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This team has less soul than C&C Music Factory.
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

September 30, 2007, 09:51:14 AM
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I liked this one, though it wasn't KSU-related:

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Greg Davis’ business card says 3rd and 14 on it.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

September 30, 2007, 10:19:12 AM
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3rd down and a pubic hair.

An interesting comment on our team: Colt McCoy on the ground hurt and the Texas OL and WRs walk off the field looking backwards as if its of moderate interest to them.

funny stuff

September 30, 2007, 10:20:07 AM
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We haven’t won any phase of this game and Ron Prince has mind&@#%ed our coaching staff thoroughly.
Be a winner today

September 30, 2007, 10:24:35 AM
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quality and quantity
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September 30, 2007, 10:57:36 AM
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Brilliant.

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KSU walked in our house, slapped our wife on the ass, put their feet up on our coffee table, and watched Hogan’s Heroes reruns while picking their teeth and making us bring them cokes.

Mack Brown is looking at the field as if he has no comprehension of what’s happening.

Let me eliminate the words “as if” and insert “because.”

We haven’t won any phase of this game and Ron Prince has mind&@#%ed our coaching staff thoroughly.




"Just a general question...Anyone else think Brian Smoller sounds like Bob Costas? I've told him that for years and he never believes me". - D. Scott Fritchen

September 30, 2007, 11:16:53 AM
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This is a Texas fan we need on here

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If football was hand grenades, Limas Sweed would have three TDs right now.

Unfortunately, no hand grenades to roll at our staff.

Greg Davis would pick up the hand grenade and throw it two yards away from him

September 30, 2007, 11:22:54 AM
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Mack’s halftime interview. Attributes the score to “three plays."

He’ll never get it. Unfortunate.

I was thinking the same thing.  Poor Texas fans. . .

September 30, 2007, 11:31:22 AM
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We don’t self-scout, we’re about as introspective as Wayne Newton.


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KSU walked in our house, slapped our wife on the ass, put their feet up on our coffee table, and watched Hogan’s Heroes reruns while picking their teeth and making us bring them cokes.


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