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September 29, 2007, 07:34:45 PM
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ChicoRodriguez

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Kicking off my return, bringing back a ksufans tradition.  I scanned three message boards and 17 pages so you didn't have to.  8)

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Let's do this up, BIGTIME!

- you're about to be done up

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Hook'em Horns! Let's revenge last year!
- how many times have we heard this the last two weeks?

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Defense is getting nowhere near Freeman and missing tackles.
- oline played amazing today

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OU: 66
Texas: 17
-already looking ahead to next week

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That was a great start.  Think we'll see the young linebackers next series?
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No. They might make a mistake and Kansas State might score.
- K-State was going to score no matter who you had in the game.

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Inexcusable that this K-State's collection of 2 and 3 stars shredded our collection "blue chips."

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Chiles in already.  Nice change.
- this scared me a little bit.  I was thinking Vince Young in for Chance Mock all over again.

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can anybody tell me what the blue decal on the back of your helmets is?
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It means we suck on defense.
- actually it stood for Lady Bird Johnson but I liked that answer better.

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Pathetically coached defense.  You think KSU's offensive coahes watched film and noticed how pitiful Bobino and Kiilebrew were, and Derry barely a shade better?
- we have the most scary smart coaches in the country.

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Who the hell is teaching tackling to our defense??  Seems K-State gets 3 or 4 extra yards after first contact on every single play.

- a lot of this is credited to the "roll" technique that our players use to gain those last few yrds before going down.  Jordy and Deon use it a lot.

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Our d looks like *****.  OU will eat us alive.
- This rival just ate you alive.

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now let's turn this b*tch up!
- oh, it's about to be

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Ok...after the last play where Freeman was flushed and Killebrew had him in the open field and missed...Kill's schollie should be pulled at halftime.

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Well we have made 3 stops in a row that a good sign.
- you have no idea that we're about to make you our bitch..again

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Oh my god int for a td. What a bad time for that.

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That was a great play by Campbell.
- I can't believe he caught it.  Great reflexes

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Wow.
:)

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crap buckets.

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McCoy's weekly pick-6 .
- you're luck the other three don't go for the td either

TD Texas

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That was nice. That may have been the loudest the crowd has been all year.
- how convenient that we're going to hear both the loudest and quietest volumes the stadium has been in the same game.

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Why did we need to kick it short?

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i hate our kick coverage.  If Lawerance doest get the touchback were in trouble
- every team that we play is going to be in trouble if they don't kick it out of bounds

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Wow. They've now returned a TO and a KO for a TD. When is that last time someone did that against Texas?
- it's about to be the trifecta

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Oklahoma loses!!!!!!!!
- time to celebrate

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Wow Now if we can take care of business.

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@!#$!@$#@#$#$^%$&^(*!$!@#$

This has loss written all over it. 

COME ON HORNS.
- somebody sees the signs.  kudos to this poster

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to say we have a terrible defense is an understatement. It's downright atrocious.

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How have these FLUCKERS knocked Colt out of the game TWICE!!!

We need to KICK THEIR ASS!
- it's a rivalry.  Anything goes

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You're right...that's exactly what we need to do.  But, it doesn't appear at this time that we are good enough to do that.

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raider2 wrote: What's Colt's injury?


His shoulder is made out of a vase dated from the Ming dynasty, apparently.

HALFTIME

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Possible spin topics for Brown after the game:




"Kansas State defense as good as anyone in the country at interceptions."


"Josh Freeman is as good as anyone in the country."


"Ron Prince is as good a coach as any in the country."


"The travelling Kansas State band is as good as any in the country."

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I am thru making excuses for Davis and Akina, I give the F**k up!

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The north is back, lol.
correction: The North minus Nebraska is back.

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It reminds of last year's game as well. Unfortunately, that game was arugably one of the most devastating losses I have ever witnessed on many levels. Hopefully the second half will remid us of Texas/Stanford circa 1999.
- oh no.  This one is going to be much worse for you.

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We will come back and win...JC is about to emerge...much like Vince against KState in 2003.
- it's nice to know that Texas still has big dreamers with high hopes.

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Hey, all is well -- I predicted the game would be a dogfight for at least the first half (didn't necessarily think K-State would be leading by 10, but not surprised that they are in the lead), with Texas pulling away in the second half.  We're right on track. 

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Come on De.. put your head outta your ass... F KSTATE
- that's the rivalry spirit!

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Nelson is their whole god damn offense, double or triple that fracking guy, damn.
- Heisman anyone?

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Back to 3 points..... Hook'em!!
- lol @ ut coming back

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Is that 3 or 4 INTs?
- 3 soon to be 4

fast fwd to Jordy PR TOUCHDOWN

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say goodnight, gracie...

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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This is !@#$!#@$ ridiculous.  How many **** ups can we have in one game?
- a lot

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Nelson should run for Governor of Kansas
- he'd win

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Ooops, another one.  !#@%!#$%!#$%!#%
- now 4 picks

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JESUS CHRIST WILL SOMEONE COVER A ****ING KICK?!
 
AND WILL SOMEONE TELL MCCOY TO LOOK OFF A F**KING RECEIVER?!?!
- now it's a rivalry

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What did you expect from a 2A high school QB?  The I-don't-want-to-come-to-Texas-to-play-QB-because-Vince-is-there effect is fully upon us.  That, and the fact they never even gave Snead a fightin' chance to prove himself has left us with Colt, for better or worse.
- whorns are ready to hang colt out on a tree

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JoJo White wrote: Let's not forget that Ryan Perrilloux's decommit at the last minute is really screwing us over big time.  I hate the guy, but he's looked very sharp at LSU this season.  Would've been nice to have him in burnt orange.

If he was at the 40 Acres, he'd be suspended for the crap he's pulled while he was at LSU.
- huskers and horns seem like they get together on their arguments

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Are those boo birds?
- yes, those two definitely get together

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this is going from bad to worse...

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Rivalry?
- I love Jeffy for posting this

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Originally posted by jeffy:
Originally posted by Liquid Vision:
and Colt throws 3 INTs BEFORE THE 4TH FREAKING QUARTER.


Jeffy: 4 INTs


Hilarious part being you fools will go on to lose 2-3 games in the Big 12 North and be a total non-factor just like last year. Congrats.

Seriously, how much did Prince pay Colt to throw the game? I hope enough to at least put a down payment on a new car or something.


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Turn out the lights, the party is definitely over.

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I'm now sick of hearing that we have more talent than the teams we face. That is clearly not the case. We look pathetic.

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WTF was that 4th down call!@#$!@$@#$@$#!@#$!@$$

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That fluckin' does it, fourth fluckin' down and fluckin' 10  and we fluckin' throw a fluckin' 2 yard fluckin' swing fluckin' pass!  Fluck Mack and his so called fluckin' coaching staff! The gloves are now officially off on this dumbass!
- in case you didn't realize it fluck translates to frack

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For the first time, I'm embarrassed about our football team.  All the off the field issues and now a horrendous game like this.  The whole team and the coaches should be embarrassed.  There needs to be a come to Jesus meeting.

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This team has looked like **** for 11 months now. We're going to be 0-2 after next week and the bottom of the Big 12.

Something has got to give. Chiles looking good in the air in **** swabbing duty.

Hello 2001.
- we're partying like it's 1998.

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Good to see revenge wasnt a factor today.
- this rivalry is already out of control. We definitely wouldn't have wanted more fuel on the fire.

And this closes another chapter in the Chisholm Trail Showdown. I'm going to leave you with the same words that Jesus said before his ascension into Heaven. "Go State! Beat Texas!":hornsdown

« Last Edit: September 29, 2007, 07:36:37 PM by ChicoRodriguez »

September 29, 2007, 07:40:58 PM
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September 29, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
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Waited a long time for one of these.  :thumbsup:

September 29, 2007, 07:42:47 PM
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September 29, 2007, 07:44:02 PM
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Chico for Heisman!  :beerchug:

kono

September 29, 2007, 07:44:44 PM
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There should be some sort of poster of the month/week/rivalry week thing for you.  Thank you sir.

September 29, 2007, 07:49:20 PM
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I'm really going to enjoy this season if this keeps up.

September 29, 2007, 07:50:27 PM
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September 29, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
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great job as always chico

 :beerchug:


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

September 29, 2007, 07:57:11 PM
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What's Colt's injury?


His shoulder is made out of a vase dated from the Ming dynasty, apparently.

I LOL'ed.


September 29, 2007, 08:02:53 PM
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September 29, 2007, 08:17:35 PM
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Good to have you back Chico

September 29, 2007, 08:49:45 PM
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September 29, 2007, 09:15:25 PM
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We will come back and win...JC is about to emerge...much like Vince against KState in 2003

A year when we had a hurt QB...sorry JC is no VY

September 29, 2007, 10:45:47 PM
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September 29, 2007, 10:48:23 PM
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Contender for quote of the day:

Mack is a great recruiter. But you can bring all the Prom Queens in the world home with you, but if you don't know what to do with them you ain't ever gonna score.

kono

September 29, 2007, 11:05:23 PM
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Chico you are simply one bad MOFO!   :thumbsup:


September 29, 2007, 11:09:08 PM
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Contender for quote of the day:

Mack is a great recruiter. But you can bring all the Prom Queens in the world home with you, but if you don't know what to do with them you ain't ever gonna score.

kono

I guess that means that Vince Young was the Prom Queen that took charge.

September 29, 2007, 11:18:14 PM
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September 29, 2007, 11:29:31 PM
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Really... great snippets... you should really get your own lil' column for these things!  :notworthy:

Did anyone else LOL big-time when they read this one??

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Why did we need to kick it short?


Here's another lil' gem in the same vein I found:

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Miserable, pathetic, use whatever term you want, this was flat ass embarassing. Our four and five star athletes were punked by a bunch of walk-ons.

This is what makes it so amazing to win these games as much as we have. Prince is just a mason workin' on the house that Snyder built. K-State works harder, plays harder, and has more heart. Is it great to be a Wildcat, gentlemen??

 :dancin: :dancin: :dancin: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :katpak: :katpak: :katpak:


September 29, 2007, 11:52:45 PM
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September 30, 2007, 01:11:41 AM
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Great work Chico. Your commentary make these absolutely golden.

September 30, 2007, 01:24:14 AM
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One I found from 9/25 on hornfans.

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Color me underwhelmed and unimpressed.

Their fanboards are writing checks their football team can't cash.




I still want my cooler, bitches!

September 30, 2007, 01:25:22 AM
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This has been the best post I have read on ksufans
So, somehow, because you logged onto a message board, and read a quote that another guy wrote about Wefald, Wefald is "in your face?"  I'll go along with that.  I wish Hemmingway would get off my nuts.

September 30, 2007, 06:32:24 AM
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Great job chico i like to say in the words of a man suck on that slapnut.