A KSU grad and UT grad crash head-on into one another on the highway, and both miraculously survive. The KSU grad gets out of his car and says, "UT Fan, we are both lucky to be alive, we should put our rivalary aside and be friends." The UT fan responds, "You are wise KSU fan, I agree." With that the KSU fan goes to the trunk of his car and gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels that also survived the crash. The KSU fan hands the bottle to the UT fan and says, "Let's have a drink to celebrate our new found friendship!" So the UT fan takes a giant, deep swig from the bottle and hands the bottle back and says, "Thanks friend, now your turn." The KSU fans says, "Nah, I think I will wait for the cops now."
