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September 26, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
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Q: how do you get a Longhorn off your front porch?'

A: Pay him for the Pizza.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

September 26, 2007, 05:28:13 PM
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    Honestly I'm gonna miss you Mark!!
oh  my GD never heard that :lol: :lol: :lol: you are king fatty

September 26, 2007, 05:56:41 PM
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what do a tornado and a UT grad have in common?

they both end up in trailer parks


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September 26, 2007, 06:14:02 PM
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Q: how do you get a Longhorn off your front porch?'

A: Pay him for the Pizza.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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September 26, 2007, 06:34:37 PM
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what the difference between a UT grad and a pizza???

the pizza can feed a family of 4!!

 :hornsdown :hornsdown :hornsdown :hornsdown :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

September 26, 2007, 06:39:12 PM
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How do you get a Texas Cheerleader out of your dorm room?








Greese her hips and push with your feet.
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September 26, 2007, 07:08:13 PM
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A KSU grad and UT grad crash head-on into one another on the highway, and both miraculously survive.  The KSU grad gets out of his car and says, "UT Fan, we are both lucky to be alive, we should put our rivalary aside and be friends."  The UT fan responds, "You are wise KSU fan, I agree."  With that the KSU fan goes to the trunk of his car and gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels that also survived the crash.  The KSU fan hands the bottle to the UT fan and says, "Let's have a drink to celebrate our new found friendship!"  So the UT fan takes a giant, deep swig from the bottle and hands the bottle back and says, "Thanks friend, now your turn."  The KSU fans says, "Nah, I think I will wait for the cops now."  :nahnah:

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September 26, 2007, 07:13:16 PM
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A KSU grad and UT grad crash head-on into one another on the highway, and both miraculously survive.  The KSU grad gets out of his car and says, "UT Fan, we are both lucky to be alive, we should put our rivalary aside and be friends."  The UT fan responds, "You are wise KSU fan, I agree."  With that the KSU fan goes to the trunk of his car and gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels that also survived the crash.  The KSU fan hands the bottle to the UT fan and says, "Let's have a drink to celebrate our new found friendship!"  So the UT fan takes a giant, deep swig from the bottle and hands the bottle back and says, "Thanks friend, now your turn."  The KSU fans says, "Nah, I think I will wait for the cops now."  :nahnah:

 :lol: :lol: :hornsdown


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that's 2 LOL emotions for every time we owned texas last year.

September 26, 2007, 07:14:16 PM
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Try to come up with your own jokes, KSU fans.  These are a little old.

September 26, 2007, 07:25:31 PM
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Here's a new one:

'Twas the night before football and all through the land,
The Sooners were chirping and feeling quite grand . . .

heh, so awesome.  :beerchug: :) :dancin: :fatty: :blush: :katpak: :eyeseeyou: :koolaid: :adored: :grin: :nerd: :alleyoop:

September 26, 2007, 07:30:44 PM
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Try to come up with your own jokes, KSU fans.  These are a little old.

who do i pay my royalty too?


is it the same people you paid your money too?
Be a winner today

September 26, 2007, 07:35:41 PM
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Q.  How do you get a ku fan out of your yard??

A.  Build a field goal post

September 26, 2007, 07:48:57 PM
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Try to come up with your own jokes, KSU fans.  These are a little old.


Like these ones?


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September 26, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
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Q:  What do you get when you combine a person with a love of UT football?

A:  A piece of crap.

That one goes way back to the golden days of the KSU-UT rivalry.  Like 200 years ago.

September 26, 2007, 10:36:42 PM
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Q: how do you get a Longhorn off your front porch?'

A: Pay him for the Pizza.  Shoot him in the face with a 12-gauge.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I still want my cooler, bitches!

September 26, 2007, 10:37:50 PM
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Q:  What do you get when you combine a person with a love of UT football?

A:  A piece of crap.

That one goes way back to the golden days of the KSU-UT rivalry.  Like 200 years ago.


That's a classic, thanks for posting.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

September 26, 2007, 10:39:11 PM
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What's another term for a crime ring in Austin TX?


















A huddle!!!!!




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September 26, 2007, 11:31:53 PM
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What do you say to a UT player in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

September 26, 2007, 11:35:02 PM
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Why do Texas players always wear school colors, even when they aren't on the football field?


















Their in  :jail:


I still want my cooler, bitches!

September 27, 2007, 10:27:30 AM
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What wears burnt orange and sits in a toilet stall tapping with its foot?














A Jayhawk on a visit to Austin.

September 27, 2007, 11:06:52 AM
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Cat Tracker V.2.0
Now with 50% less deaths!

September 27, 2007, 11:49:45 AM
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The more I flush the deeper it gets in texass

September 27, 2007, 12:10:22 PM
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What is the best part of Texas to live in?

The middle, so which ever way you drive, you are leaving.

September 27, 2007, 02:22:53 PM
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Texas.

Texas who?

Texas SUCKS!!!

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September 27, 2007, 02:35:41 PM
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Question:  How many points is K-State going to score on Texas this year?

Answer:  All of them!

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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

September 27, 2007, 03:12:55 PM
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Texas.

Texas who?

Texas SUCKS!!!  Exactly!!!

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Another way to end this one.   :thumbsup: