OSU must have been cheating. The Blackshirts are the best defense in the country, Asante is the best safety in college, Sam Keller is the front runner for the Heisman/a sure fire first round pick/ the rightful starter at ASU(if Carpenter's parents hadn't paid off the coach) AND Callahan coached in a Superbowl. T Boone must have paid off the refs.
*edit- I forgot to mention that Nubb fans are the best and most loyal in the world, my mistake. T. Boone must have paid them to leave early.