Lance Harris - info

[ksu_FAN]

18. september 2007
Lance Harris zadnji novinec
S podpisom enoletne pogodbe z Lancejem Harrisom (196 cm, 23 let) je Zlatorog dokončno izoblikoval ekipo za novo sezono. Temnopolti Američan lahko igra na položajih visokega branilca in krila, v Treh lilijah pa se bo predstavil že v petek in soboto na turnirju Laško pivo, na katerem bodo igrali še hrvaški udeleženec Fibinega evropskega pokala Zagreb, Sloboda Dita in Darušafaka.

[michigancat]

18. september 2007
Lance Harris zadnji novinec
S podpisom enoletne pogodbe z Lancejem Harrisom (196 cm, 23 let) je Zlatorog dokončno izoblikoval ekipo za novo sezono. Temnopolti Američan lahko igra na položajih visokega branilca in krila, v Treh lilijah pa se bo predstavil že v petek in soboto na turnirju Laško pivo, na katerem bodo igrali še hrvaški udeleženec Fibinega evropskega pokala Zagreb, Sloboda Dita in Darušafaka.

From a slovene translator:

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[Trog]

18. september 2007
Lance Harris zadnji novinec
S podpisom enoletne pogodbe z Lancejem Harrisom (196 cm, 23 let) je Zlatorog dokončno izoblikoval ekipo za novo sezono. Temnopolti Američan lahko igra na položajih visokega branilca in krila, v Treh lilijah pa se bo predstavil že v petek in soboto na turnirju Laško pivo, na katerem bodo igrali še hrvaški udeleženec Fibinega evropskega pokala Zagreb, Sloboda Dita in Darušafaka.

From a slovene translator:

18. September 2007 Lancet Harris yester youngling WITH signature yearling stipulatory Z Lancet Harrisom cm , 23 Latvian ) there is Golden finally wrough into shape team upon I repeat season. Dark-skinned The New World with ease sport upon wheels within wheels virgate midriff plus wings , within Treh lily then yourself bo presentation yet on Friday plus Saturday upon tourney Laško stone-fence , upon who they will be theatre yet Croatian party Fibinega evropskega pot To lay to rest Sloboda Dita plus Darušafaka.

that clears things up

[WildWillie21]

18. september 2007
Lance Harris zadnji novinec
S podpisom enoletne pogodbe z Lancejem Harrisom (196 cm, 23 let) je Zlatorog dokončno izoblikoval ekipo za novo sezono. Temnopolti Američan lahko igra na položajih visokega branilca in krila, v Treh lilijah pa se bo predstavil že v petek in soboto na turnirju Laško pivo, na katerem bodo igrali še hrvaški udeleženec Fibinega evropskega pokala Zagreb, Sloboda Dita in Darušafaka.

From a slovene translator:

18. September 2007 Lancet Harris yester youngling WITH signature yearling stipulatory Z Lancet Harrisom cm , 23 Latvian ) there is Golden finally wrough into shape team upon I repeat season. Dark-skinned The New World with ease sport upon wheels within wheels virgate midriff plus wings , within Treh lily then yourself bo presentation yet on Friday plus Saturday upon tourney Laško stone-fence , upon who they will be theatre yet Croatian party Fibinega evropskega pot To lay to rest Sloboda Dita plus Darušafaka.

Holy sh*t that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[ChicagoCat]

I'll miss his virgate midriff

[newem]

18. september 2007
Lance Harris zadnji novinec
S podpisom enoletne pogodbe z Lancejem Harrisom (196 cm, 23 let) je Zlatorog dokončno izoblikoval ekipo za novo sezono. Temnopolti Američan lahko igra na položajih visokega branilca in krila, v Treh lilijah pa se bo predstavil že v petek in soboto na turnirju Laško pivo, na katerem bodo igrali še hrvaški udeleženec Fibinega evropskega pokala Zagreb, Sloboda Dita in Darušafaka.

With the signing of Lance Harris(196 cm, 23 years old) Zlatorog completed their roster for the season. The afro-american can the SG and the SF position, he will introduce himself in Tri Lilije(the name of the Hall, where Zlatorog plays) this friday and saturday when Zlatorog plays a tournament called Laško pivo, the other teams competing are Sloboda Dita(Bosnia), Darušafaka(Turkey) and Zagreb(Croatia), who also plays the Fiba cup.

Lance has arrived today in Laško, but the city has been floded during the night, most of the water has been pumped out of the basements of the building, and all the water is back in the river of Savinja where it belongs. Hope that Lance doesen't get the wrong impression when he gets here. The last flod in Laško was way back in 98'.

[michigancat]

Thanks! 

Will he start playing immediately?

[McGrowlTowelZac]

Lance should read Paul Shirleys book, it should give him some insight on what he is in for.

[newem]

Thanks! 

Will he start playing immediately?

In Europe it doesen't matter who starts the game, but who is on the field when the game is over. But I hope he starts at the SG spot.

Lance should read Paul Shirleys book, it should give him some insight on what he is in for.

So what does Paul Shirley say? I'll be de judge if it's true or not.

[michigancat]

Thanks! 

Will he start playing immediately?

In Europe it doesen't matter who starts the game, but who is on the field when the game is over. But I hope he starts at the SG spot.

What I meant was, will he play in games this weekend?

[steve dave]

Have I mentioned that newem is my new favorite poster.  There are so many things I want to say but don't want to scare him off.  Translation errors are pretty much right in my sense of humor breadbasket.

[sys]

thanks for the info.  lasko looks beautiful.

[Poopley]

steve dave, I'm right there with you.

I'm going out on a long limb and predicting that Lance is gonna be the best erratic afro-american in Slovene for the last 3 years. On the field or off.

[steve dave]

steve dave, I'm right there with you.

I'm going out on a long limb and predicting that Lance is gonna be the best erratic afro-american in Slovene for the last 3 years. On the field or off.

Like a highschool prom:  It's not who you enter the field of arena with afro-american hand but who you mount business after the field play comes to finish.

[newem]

Thanks! 

Will he start playing immediately?

In Europe it doesen't matter who starts the game, but who is on the field when the game is over. But I hope he starts at the SG spot.

What I meant was, will he play in games this weekend?

These are friendly games so I expect from the coach to give him big minutes.

Have I mentioned that newem is my new favorite poster.  There are so many things I want to say but don't want to scare him off.  Translation errors are pretty much right in my sense of humor breadbasket.

Just say what's on your mind, I won't be offended

thanks for the info.  lasko looks beautiful.

Not at the moment. As soon as the firemen clean up all the mud from the flod Laško wll be beatiful again.

[newem]

Zlatorog-Sloboda Dita 67:55 (19:17, 10:17, 13:9, 25:12)
Zkatorog: Strnad 10 (2:4), Mašić 1 (1:2), Smajlovič 3 (1:2), Horvat, Jelesijević 9 (1:2), Maček 12 (4:6), Mali 20 (4:4), Dronjić, Alispahić, Nuhanovič 10 (4:5), Harris 2.
Sloboda Dita: Halilović, Jahić, M.Milošević 22 (6:8), Hrnčić 4 (2:4), Halilbegović, Albijanić 4, Peršić 2, Tanasilović 4, Matić 2, N.Milošević 4, Jacović 2 (2:2), Ross 11 (1:2).
Gostje iz Tuzle so prvi polčas končali z delnim izidom 12:2, v zadnji četrtini pa je Zlatorog po vodstvu z 48:47 dosegel kar 16 točk zapored in ob boljšem skoku (Jelesijević 12+1) vendarle zmagal.

Zlatorog won it's first game with Harris. He didn't play much(about 5 min) and scored on a alley-op pass from Strnad, people immediatly liked him, because they aren't used to see someone flying so high. I'll just say that Lance arrived on Thursday morning and it was clearly visible that he is still tired because of the 12 hours diffrence in time.

[highway61]

Actually, the time difference is 7 hours assuming your in the same time zone as Vienna.

[michigancat]

Zlatorog-Sloboda Dita 67:55 (19:17, 10:17, 13:9, 25:12)
Zkatorog: Strnad 10 (2:4), Mašić 1 (1:2), Smajlovič 3 (1:2), Horvat, Jelesijević 9 (1:2), Maček 12 (4:6), Mali 20 (4:4), Dronjić, Alispahić, Nuhanovič 10 (4:5), Harris 2.
Sloboda Dita: Halilović, Jahić, M.Milošević 22 (6:8), Hrnčić 4 (2:4), Halilbegović, Albijanić 4, Peršić 2, Tanasilović 4, Matić 2, N.Milošević 4, Jacović 2 (2:2), Ross 11 (1:2).
Gostje iz Tuzle so prvi polčas končali z delnim izidom 12:2, v zadnji četrtini pa je Zlatorog po vodstvu z 48:47 dosegel kar 16 točk zapored in ob boljšem skoku (Jelesijević 12+1) vendarle zmagal.

Zlatorog won it's first game with Harris. He didn't play much(about 5 min) and scored on a alley-op pass from Strnad, people immediatly liked him, because they aren't used to see someone flying so high. I'll just say that Lance arrived on Thursday morning and it was clearly visible that he is still tired because of the 12 hours diffrence in time.

Thanks for the report!  Lance is very athletic.

[ksu_FAN]

Expect more dunks (link).

[steve dave]

Expect more badger shots via his talent at getting to the rim glory-hole.  Many Afro play ball with field similar to whale toilet.

[swish1]

Expect more badger shots via his talent at getting to the rim glory-hole.  Many Afro play ball with field similar to whale toilet.

hahahaha, thats awful.

[newem]

So it has been a while since I last wrote here, I see steve dave is still making fun of me and here's a little update on Lance.
Lances stats: http://server4.mbt.lt/prod/kzs/index.php/b19sYW5nPWhlJm9fc2Vhcz0xJm9fbGVhZz0xJmZ1c2VhY3Rpb249cGxheWVycy5tYWluJnQ9MTMmcD00Mjc=
Here is his profile at the official page of Zlatorog:http://www.kosarkarskiklub-lasko.si/igralec.php?id=28
My opinion: I think Lance is still getting used to European basketball making little mistakes like traveling but the last few games he has played really great and improved his game. I hope, that he wins the dunk competition in late December because he really is an amazing athlete. I think the only competition to him at the moment is Ronell Taylor, who plays for olimpija, which plays in the euroleague. Oh, I almost forgot Zlatorog is 6-1 at the moment.
That's all for now. If anybody has some questions, post them up and I'll answer them.

[waks]

Is he still streaky as hell?

[steve dave]

So it has been a while since I last wrote here, I see steve dave is still
making fun of me and here's a little update on Lance.

I'm not making fun of you.  I'm making fun with you.  Please keep updating.   

[highway61]

Really, you don't have anybody in the league that can dunk better than Lance Harris?  We had a dunk competition a year ago, and I'm not sure he successfully completed a dunk.

[Saulbadguy]

[steve dave]

Is that a Spalding uniform?  Beats LA Gear.

[newem]

Really, you don't have anybody in the league that can dunk better than Lance Harris?  We had a dunk competition a year ago, and I'm not sure he successfully completed a dunk.

Last year the winning dunk looked like this:

Well Harris at them moment is the most athletic player in the league besides Ronell Taylor, the twin brother of Donell.   
Lance's last game dunks:http://www.kosarkarskiklub-lasko.si/pogled.php?id=96

Is he still streaky as hell?

In the first few games he used to be, but now he gets more to the rim.

[waks]

Really, you don't have anybody in the league that can dunk better than Lance Harris?  We had a dunk competition a year ago, and I'm not sure he successfully completed a dunk.

Last year the winning dunk looked like this: (notice white guy dunking)

Well Harris at them moment is the most athletic player in the league besides Ronell Taylor, the twin brother of Donell.   
Lance's last game dunks:http://www.kosarkarskiklub-lasko.si/pogled.php?id=96

Is he still streaky as hell?

In the first few games he used to be, but now he gets more in the paint and gets easy shots, lay-ups, dunks.

LOL @ Euroleague basketball.

[blackman-era-front-rower]

they went "reverse dk" on him!