Mangino rant - you write the transcript

[KSU4ME]

Mangino goes off on a player after he executes a Moreira into the endzone.

Let's see your transcript for Mangino's rant.

Oh, and I love the guy that gives Pendleton a congrats pat on the helmet right after coach is done chewing him up.

Can Mangino's heart take another one of these?

 

[WildWillie21]

Who knew...Don Vito coaches the squawks.

[Pittcat]

Who knew...Don Vito coaches the squawks.

QF &@#%in' T

[KSU176]

Who knew...Don Vito coaches the squawks.

[kstate16]

Who knew...Don Vito coaches the squawks.

AHH, i was wondering who he sounded like. thanks.

[Trim]

The video has gone Youtube, now, so the butt-chewing Kansas coach Mark Mangino dropped on Raimond Pendleton, and the bloody lip that ensued, deserves some explanation.

Photos showed a trail of blood running down Mangino's chin while he was yelling at Pendleton, who had cost the Jayhawks a 15-yard penalty for needlessly diving into the end zone at the end of a punt return. It appeared Mangino had been yelling so furiously that he either bit himself or bumped Pendleton's face mask. Neither was the case.

"On my chin for about three days, I can't get a cut to heal," Mangino said. "I took my headset off and bumped that cut. Believe it or not, it's still there. It's been since Thursday of last week. I might have to see a doctor."

http://cjonline.com/stories/090507/haw_196949239.shtml

I'm going to be nice and save Mangino a trip to the doctor. 

Mangino, you have more than one chin.  When you have multiple chins bouncing off each other, your open wounds will continually re-open and won't heal properly.

I really, really hope Ron Prince doesn't log on here and make fun of me by saying that I must've stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night to be making that kind of diagnosis.   

[Ameroogie]

Oh great.  In some cultures and religions a "Bleeding Mangino" is seen as a divine sign of great things to come.  Now that this news is out, I'm sure squawks from across the world will make a pilgrimage to Lawrence in hopes of miraculous healing, spiritual renewal, and a winning record in the conference.

Of course, in other cultures and religions, Mangino is seen as "beef enough for a village."

[g2brg]

I had to listen to it a number of times...but I think he says "did you eat my f...ing hot dog?"