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Than the one word sentence:

"Bingo."



A close second:

 "Yeah, I'm totally sure the coach told him to miss the shot or turn the ball over".

January 29, 2006, 03:12:18 PM
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November 19, 2007, 11:48:04 AM
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we define ourselves by what we post.

that makes me a frighteningly accurate representation of the parasites eating away at america's brain.  not that we have that much to devour until complete emptiness.

November 19, 2007, 11:48:26 AM
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or maybe as defined by our love of sports, our furniture, and the vehicle we drive.

November 19, 2007, 11:49:07 AM
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i want to see myself bigger and stronger than anyone I encounter.

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Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

That's more like it.  Crazy weed smokin' mutha=I'm more defined than you, my rebel crazy ass self.

Yeah.



November 19, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
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Or do we define ourselves as corporate raiders?


November 19, 2007, 11:50:35 AM
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Content, rich, and living with the vain idea that we are secure. We have stopped evolving as humans for survival, and have started forcing our environments to survive us. We have slayed nature, set up four square walls and cable and become the batteries for the matrix.

We are the all dancing @#%$ of the universe.

November 19, 2007, 11:54:07 AM
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Content, rich, and living with the vain idea that we are secure. We have stopped evolving as humans for survival, and have started forcing our environments to survive us. We have slayed nature, set up four square walls and cable and become the batteries for the matrix.

We are the all dancing @#%$ of the universe.

I get it !

This is Grade School's own personal thread !

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November 19, 2007, 11:55:46 AM
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Content, rich, and living with the vain idea that we are secure. We have stopped evolving as humans for survival, and have started forcing our environments to survive us. We have slayed nature, set up four square walls and cable and become the batteries for the matrix.

We are the all dancing @#%$ of the universe.

I get it !

This is Grade School's own personal thread !

:ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Don't worry.... SCM will be back in jail again soon.

November 19, 2007, 11:57:56 AM
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November 19, 2007, 12:10:12 PM
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Don't worry.... SCM will be back in jail again soon.

That is the point.  We are all already in jail!  Yours may be a cubicle, or perhaps a retail position at your local mall.  Or maybe it is the soul crushing debt that you engaged in to buy those shiny new toys we all need to define ourselves as the consumers that we are.  Batteries for the matrix, you and me.



You only vote republican or democrat because it gives you the illusion that you have a choice.  Yes, Neo, you can break out of it, you can stop being just a consumer who feeds the corporate masters.  In fact, if you just get this counter-culture hip pair of ugly glasses, you'll see the world in a whole new light.  Sign right up for free 30-day financing and 29.9% for the rest of your mushy brain life.

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back in jail

and if you &@#%ing rebel, if you fight this system, you will wind up in jail.  if you don't consume, man, you are crazy.  pump you up full of ritalin to get through your day, and full you full of ambien and Bud Light to get through your nights.  that hot chick will want you man, that life style in the green forests driving those windy roads with the nearly naked girl next to you and the air waving through your re-grown hair can all be yours!

if you don't think so , &@#% you, go to prison.  we love prisons.  we love to throw people in them.  and we think we're free.

you define me as crazy.  i'm not, but yeah, if i don't consume, I am.  how's that?  need some migraine medication, some headache pills, some anxiety, or do you just need to sit in front of the tube and buy more sports memorabilia off of ebay?

you define me as sugar chance mockity-mock, but you won't define yourself.  you won't draw the lines, and if you do they come out of a magazine with cut out lifestyles and a subscription card.

we're free, you and me!

November 19, 2007, 12:12:13 PM
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wtf is "fracking?" &@#%ity-&@#% fracking?

see, we're trapped.  they're changing our words. 

i need some Tide.  Or mabye mop-n-glo.

November 19, 2007, 12:19:18 PM
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November 19, 2007, 12:33:06 PM
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only so I can contextualize your posts.  Only for research of course, the vile weed shall be tamed in the name of science!
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November 19, 2007, 12:34:38 PM
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November 19, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
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only so I can contextualize your posts.  Only for research of course, the vile weed shall be tamed in the name of science!

that would better contextualize my posts, you know.  SCM after bong hits instead of SCM after crystal meth.

November 19, 2007, 12:47:54 PM
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sweaty cracked out skinny 28 yr olds with the yellow hands and the crinkled and cracked leather of a 60 year old lady smoking marlboro lights and chugging mt. dew, lips chapped smells of fruity perfume, nicotine and the ice, cuts on her legs and a look in her eyes that scream that you better hurry up and order your chalupa.

I don't associate except at the drive-thru

I'm all like hey bro, let's pack a bowl and hit them sticks.  Who you gonna be?  I'm going to take 2000 OU with T-Tech's play-book.
ksufanscopycat my friends.

November 19, 2007, 12:48:35 PM
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VY is illegal.  he is that good.  just can't play with him, it is instant game over.
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November 19, 2007, 03:00:36 PM
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You get it.  It all gets better when you quit trying to make sense of it all.  When you quit thinking about the picket fence and the clipping coupons and how we're all victims of the System.  The system that says something grown naturally in the ground is worse for you than manufactured cancer sticks and distilled mayhem.

&@#%ing system overload.

November 19, 2007, 03:07:11 PM
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f-r-a-c-k may be the worst possible post on a message board.


November 19, 2007, 04:14:34 PM
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You get it.  It all gets better when you quit trying to make sense of it all.  When you quit thinking about the picket fence and the clipping coupons and how we're all victims of the System.  The system that says something grown naturally in the ground is worse for you than manufactured cancer sticks and distilled mayhem.

fracking system overload.


Ask yourself 5 times a day:  Is this it?

Realize yes, rinse, repeat.

People will tell you that "the world will wait, the world isn't going anywhere."

Dreams deferred are dreams forsaken.

My scholarship supposedly requires two years in kansas schools after graduation.  I get mixed messages on whether this is enforced.  I'm starting to say "Peace Corps or bust" and screw all the easy answers and pre-programmed steps to a happy life.

The truth is, the world is going somewhere and it won't wait.  Your babies and local elections and school board meetings and soccer practices and bull$hit "keeping up with the Jone$e$" consumerism can wait.

I hate baby boomers.
ksufanscopycat my friends.

November 19, 2007, 07:36:46 PM
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Than the one word sentence:

"Bingo."



A close second:

 "Yeah, I'm totally sure the coach told him to miss the shot or turn the ball over".
cosign. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

November 19, 2007, 08:01:48 PM
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November 19, 2007, 08:05:29 PM
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November 20, 2007, 11:05:37 AM
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I think Rustys use of "bingo" was satirical, as he also said "POTD" and "5 star"

November 20, 2007, 11:55:55 AM
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Let me start off by saying, i am honored to avoid rusty's craplist.  :rolleyes:

and to this

Content, rich, and living with the vain idea that we are secure. We have stopped evolving as humans for survival, and have started forcing our environments to survive us. We have slayed nature, set up four square walls and cable and become the batteries for the matrix.

We are the all dancing @#%$ of the universe.

unoriginal, borrowed, flat out stolen from chuck palahniuk. way to be the douche who quotes fight club (and i'm guessing probably from the movie, in your case, and claimed to be from the book). 

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Don't worry.... SCM will be back in jail again soon.

That is the point.  We are all already in jail!  Yours may be a cubicle, or perhaps a retail position at your local mall.  Or maybe it is the soul crushing debt that you engaged in to buy those shiny new toys we all need to define ourselves as the consumers that we are.  Batteries for the matrix, you and me.

You only vote republican or democrat because it gives you the illusion that you have a choice.  Yes, Neo, you can break out of it, you can stop being just a consumer who feeds the corporate masters.  In fact, if you just get this counter-culture hip pair of ugly glasses, you'll see the world in a whole new light.  Sign right up for free 30-day financing and 29.9% for the rest of your mushy brain life.

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back in jail

and if you fracking rebel, if you fight this system, you will wind up in jail.  if you don't consume, man, you are crazy.  pump you up full of ritalin to get through your day, and full you full of ambien and Bud Light to get through your nights.  that hot chick will want you man, that life style in the green forests driving those windy roads with the nearly naked girl next to you and the air waving through your re-grown hair can all be yours!

if you don't think so , frack you, go to prison.  we love prisons.  we love to throw people in them.  and we think we're free.

you define me as crazy.  i'm not, but yeah, if i don't consume, I am.  how's that?  need some migraine medication, some headache pills, some anxiety, or do you just need to sit in front of the tube and buy more sports memorabilia off of ebay?

you define me as sugar chance mockity-mock, but you won't define yourself.  you won't draw the lines, and if you do they come out of a magazine with cut out lifestyles and a subscription card.

we're free, you and me!


this sounds like you listen to Creeds "My Own Prison" on repeat while watching a matrix and reading some conspiracy website about how we are all controlled by the Truman administration, while your mother makes dinner for you because you are still in high school.

to be identified as an intellectual you actually have to be intelligent. you, are an idiot. please stop pissing on threads.


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November 20, 2007, 12:00:06 PM
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You get it.  It all gets better when you quit trying to make sense of it all.  When you quit thinking about the picket fence and the clipping coupons and how we're all victims of the System.  The system that says something grown naturally in the ground is worse for you than manufactured cancer sticks and distilled mayhem.

fracking system overload.


Ask yourself 5 times a day:  Is this it?

Realize yes, rinse, repeat.

People will tell you that "the world will wait, the world isn't going anywhere."

Dreams deferred are dreams forsaken.

My scholarship supposedly requires two years in kansas schools after graduation.  I get mixed messages on whether this is enforced.  I'm starting to say "Peace Corps or bust" and screw all the easy answers and pre-programmed steps to a happy life.

The truth is, the world is going somewhere and it won't wait.  Your babies and local elections and school board meetings and soccer practices and bull$hit "keeping up with the Jone$e$" consumerism can wait.

I hate baby boomers.

It doesn't matter where the world is going.  You are decaying, and will join the compost heap at any point in time. Sure, do your good deeds, feel better about yourself, and get high if you want.  Because nothing matters.  At least you're outside the constructs of this society, but you'll never be outside of the constructs of man.  Few anarcho-primitivists actually live in a primitive society.  And even if you did, it means you're at the mercy of an axe, or Vlad the Impaler.



Or maybe this guy:



Suck down those xanax pills, shoot up that viagra, and viva las consumption.  Where you travel doesn't matter, nor does your haircut.

I hope that enchilada was good, I hope the African bush children give good tips on the survival thing, but in the long term it is all run, run, run from that lion till you drop.




Sure he's cuddly now, but he will eat you.  Just ask



You may be the devil now, but you will be eaten somehow.  By worms, by Bush, by sharks, it doesn't matter, but hopefully yo saw the deep blue ocean before you kicked it and at least got a glimpse of the primordial beginnings.  Wouldn't you love to ask the ooze why the &@#% did you bother to evolve since we're never going to go anywhere? One day when the earth shakes us off like a bad cold the ooze will get its due.


November 20, 2007, 12:07:30 PM
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unoriginal, borrowed, flat out stolen from chuck palahniuk. way to be the douche who quotes fight club (and i'm guessing probably from the movie, in your case, and claimed to be from the book).

what would you rather I quote?  Perhaps the love letters your mother writes me?  Oh, wait, that was a grade school level bbs style line.  I'm sorry, you're right, I should have provided foot notes and annotations for you.  I'll do that next time.  Or maybe I won't.


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this sounds like you listen to Creeds "My Own Prison" on repeat while watching a matrix and reading some conspiracy website about how we are all controlled by the Truman administration, while your mother makes dinner for you because you are still in high school.

Who is Creed?  Zing, try again. 

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to be identified as an intellectual you actually have to be intelligent

Thank you for the clarification.  That is exactly what I was seeking--see the bit in the beginning about self-definition.  I was looking to define myself as an intellectual based on the replies I would get on a sports bbs.  You are an astute one, yes indeed.  And now that you have defined me as not being an intellectual, I will continue to seek clarity and re-defining moments.  Perhaps you can provide them.   And you're right, I've never read anything, at all.  I don't read.  I'm not quite sure how I post, but I somehow manage.

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. please stop pissing on threads

Did I piss on this thread?  I think I resurrected it from the dead, actually.  I found it in the graveyard, and told Lazarus to come forth.  If I had a beard you would worship me and ask me to turn water into wine.  Instead you're out looking for your intellectual version of the hammer and nail.

Oops, was that borrowing from that Bible thing?  Let me go ask my mom what's for dinner and see what she thinks.

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