Where's Caleb Handy?

[redinco]

How come your incumbent starting left guard isn't listed on the two-deep?

[Joker]

He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.

You might check with Waldo, if you can find him.

[Pett]

Where's Caleb Handy?

 

[stormnut]

How come your incumbent starting left guard isn't listed on the two-deep?

Swimming with the fishes. 

[redinco]

I guess you guys must know something I don't.  He's listed on the roster but not the two-deep.

Is he in doghouse?  Fail the fitness test?  What happened?

[dmartin]

Turns out he's not that handy.

[KSU4ME]

I guess you guys must know something I don't.  He's listed on the roster but not the two-deep.

Is he in doghouse?  Fail the fitness test?  What happened?

You can't figure out what it means when a player is listed on a roster, but not a depth chart?

You should really sign up for the Football 101 class that Prince teaches.  You'll fit right in, and it will increase your FBIQ tremendously. 

[K-State4LIFE]

That will save us about ten false starts and holding penalties.  He is a big player but man he is retarded.  I think he jumped offsides the most last year, maybe he didn't comprehend what they mean by one two.

[redinco]

I guess you guys must know something I don't.  He's listed on the roster but not the two-deep.

Is he in doghouse?  Fail the fitness test?  What happened?

You can't figure out what it means when a player is listed on a roster, but not a depth chart?

You should really sign up for the Football 101 class that Prince teaches.  You'll fit right in, and it will increase your FBIQ tremendously. 

Figure fine.  But typically the guy the incumbent, returning starter doesn't simply drop completely off the depth chart at a position your coach puts want ads in the paper for!  I hadn't followed so didn't know what happened to him.  That's all.  Anyway, thanks for the info.

[KSU4ME]

3 of the 4 guards ahead of him were also starters during the 2006 season.

And the fourth is a newcomer (JC) that has done well.

Like I said, low FBIQ.

[redinco]

3 of the 4 guards ahead of him were also starters during the 2006 season.

And the fourth is a newcomer (JC) that has done well.

Like I said, low FBIQ.

Look Dr. Pigskin, here's what your stupid KState website said about Handy:

Was one of the most improved players on the K-State offense... Started the last eight games of the seaosn at guard... Earned his first start of the year against Oklahoma State and started every game after... Appeared in 11-of-13 games overall.

Not being a close follower of KState football, you telling me the average reader is supposed to know there are (or were) three to four other players ahead of him who were also starters?  How the hell is he one of your most improved players, the incumbent, returning starter, and yet drops completely off the depth chart? 

It takes a special kind of FBIQ to make sense of that.  Of course coming from the coach who proclaims you don't need to worry much about your offensive line because great teams today are built outside in, well, I get the picture.

[jeffy]

Handy was last seen getting on a plane with former Husker great, Brook Berringer.

[KSU4ME]

Look Dr. Pigskin, here's what your stupid KState website said about Handy:

Was one of the most improved players on the K-State offense... Started the last eight games of the seaosn at guard... Earned his first start of the year against Oklahoma State and started every game after... Appeared in 11-of-13 games overall.

Not being a close follower of KState football, you telling me the average reader is supposed to know there are (or were) three to four other players ahead of him who were also starters?  How the hell is he one of your most improved players, the incumbent, returning starter, and yet drops completely off the depth chart? 

It takes a special kind of FBIQ to make sense of that.  Of course coming from the coach who proclaims you don't need to worry much about your offensive line because great teams today are built outside in, well, I get the picture.

Since you knew so much about Handy, I figured you knew just as much about Unruh, Robinson, Spexarth and Liu.

And I figured if you didn't know anything about them, you were just a flamer.

How did you become so familiar with Handy's performance last season without noticing the others ('cept Liu)?  And if you had watched Handy play, you would understand how he could be knocked down.

[redinco]

Look Dr. Pigskin, here's what your stupid KState website said about Handy:

Was one of the most improved players on the K-State offense... Started the last eight games of the seaosn at guard... Earned his first start of the year against Oklahoma State and started every game after... Appeared in 11-of-13 games overall.

Not being a close follower of KState football, you telling me the average reader is supposed to know there are (or were) three to four other players ahead of him who were also starters?  How the hell is he one of your most improved players, the incumbent, returning starter, and yet drops completely off the depth chart? 

It takes a special kind of FBIQ to make sense of that.  Of course coming from the coach who proclaims you don't need to worry much about your offensive line because great teams today are built outside in, well, I get the picture.

Since you knew so much about Handy, I figured you knew just as much about Unruh, Robinson, Spexarth and Liu.

And I figured if you didn't know anything about them, you were just a flamer.

How did you become so familiar with Handy's performance last season without noticing the others ('cept Liu)?  And if you had watched Handy play, you would understand how he could be knocked down.

Well, now that we're actually talking civil -- and I understand how much flaming happens here -- the truth is I really don't know much of anything about these guys.  I take it those are the four guys you speak of that started games last year that are also ahead of Handy?  Also, I'm getting conflicting information on Handy -- he's listed on the roster but somebody from your board said he's no longer with the team.

I moved last January from California where I never got to see many Big 12 games.  Got to see the KSU-NU game but that was it.  So much in my life has happened since then, it's hard to recall particular college football games and players.

Handy must really not be.