Had an old, mean fan sitting in front of me for approx. 30 minutes at today's practice. The kickoff return team was practicing laterals / throwback passes across the field. The first one went well. The second pass wasn't so great, falling short of the second return man. When that happened, the guy in front of me started cussing (not loud) and saying "bouncity bounce-bounce" while shaking his head.
I hate to imagine what this guy does when things don't go right during a game. He left not too long after this crime against humanity occurred.