Welcome aboard!
Some helpful hints:
1. The "mjrod" here is unfortunately the same one over at the WarZone.
2. No matter what a hot stripper or mjrod says, there is no sex in the champagne room and nothing worth reading on the Premium Board.
3. Vanro's skunky drunk ass lurks here more than he will ever admit.
4. There are no Aggies here so feel free to unclench your bung hole and know that you are among humanoid lifeforms.
HTH
That is all.